11-08-2016, 03:28 PM
Hi, My name's Urist. Today I was killed, not by a Revenant, but by a werewolf. I had just come back from a long trip in space, and I was getting out of my pod when I heard the intruder alarm go off. No big deal, I thought.
But then, as I was walking down the corridor outside, I saw a ravening beast run towards me, a werewolf with horrible red eyes. At first, I thought to run away, but then I saw it had two phasers clutched in it's paws. Two phasers! Who even does that? I was caught in a torrent of phaser fire, knocked down and ripped apart on the floor of the pod bay.
What a jerk.
But then, as I was walking down the corridor outside, I saw a ravening beast run towards me, a werewolf with horrible red eyes. At first, I thought to run away, but then I saw it had two phasers clutched in it's paws. Two phasers! Who even does that? I was caught in a torrent of phaser fire, knocked down and ripped apart on the floor of the pod bay.
What a jerk.