11-08-2016, 03:11 PM
Hi everyone. My name is Stan. I'm dead and.. uh.. I am a victim of the Revenant. It killed me earlier today when I was just standing in the bar minding my own bee's wax.
I saw a cool lookin' dude step through the telepad with some shades on and he just stared at me. All of a sudden, I fell to the ground and felt my bones begin to crack loudly... Thought it was my bone-itis acting up again but when I exploded and found myself a floating spirit, I knew this was something different.
That's when I met my fellow victims and why I started this group.. To help us cope. We may be ephemeral ghastly specters but we can still lead productive, meaningful lives.
I saw a cool lookin' dude step through the telepad with some shades on and he just stared at me. All of a sudden, I fell to the ground and felt my bones begin to crack loudly... Thought it was my bone-itis acting up again but when I exploded and found myself a floating spirit, I knew this was something different.
That's when I met my fellow victims and why I started this group.. To help us cope. We may be ephemeral ghastly specters but we can still lead productive, meaningful lives.