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DR. FLOORPILLS IN: A GOOD DEATH.
Central Protectorate Update
Mass technological singularity forming in security
Central Protectorate Update
Advanced technology called "Staples" seem to be converging in Security.
Dr. Floorpills says, "IT BEGINS"
You are hit by the staple! (message repeats 115 times)
Your the tiger stripe vest softens the hit! (message repeats 115 times)
This is what it sounded like to observers.
Dr. Floorpills says, "Shh--URK"
Dr. Floorpills says, "Shh--OOF"
Dr. Floorpills says, "Shh--BLUH"
Dr. Floorpills says, "Shh--BLARGH"
Dr. Floorpills says, "Shh--ARGH"
Dr. Floorpills says, "Shh--UGH"
Dr. Floorpills says, "I A--OOF"
Dr. Floorpills says, "I A--NGGH"
Dr. Floorpills says, "I A--URK"
Dr. Floorpills says, "I A--OOF"
Totus Ubertas [145.9] says, "for crying out loud just setoff ten nukes and let's move on"
Eventually I died and and then was floorcluwne gibbed.
Central Protectorate Update
Mass technological singularity forming in security
Central Protectorate Update
Advanced technology called "Staples" seem to be converging in Security.
Dr. Floorpills says, "IT BEGINS"
You are hit by the staple! (message repeats 115 times)
Your the tiger stripe vest softens the hit! (message repeats 115 times)
This is what it sounded like to observers.
Dr. Floorpills says, "Shh--URK"
Dr. Floorpills says, "Shh--OOF"
Dr. Floorpills says, "Shh--BLUH"
Dr. Floorpills says, "Shh--BLARGH"
Dr. Floorpills says, "Shh--ARGH"
Dr. Floorpills says, "Shh--UGH"
Dr. Floorpills says, "I A--OOF"
Dr. Floorpills says, "I A--NGGH"
Dr. Floorpills says, "I A--URK"
Dr. Floorpills says, "I A--OOF"
Totus Ubertas [145.9] says, "for crying out loud just setoff ten nukes and let's move on"
Eventually I died and and then was floorcluwne gibbed.