Destiny: Random Events/Problems Thread

[Frank_Stein]

Spam bots: An advertising satellite has flown too close to the station and is filling the chat log with spam ads. Get in a pod and blow it up

Flea outbreak: George needs a bath. He's spreading fleas all around. If they get on you, you'll itch yourself until you wash your clothes.

Publishers Clearing house: An NPC comes by to present a very large check to a lucky crewmate. The check is very heavy and unwieldy, so it slows you down while carrying it. Can be redeemed at an ATM for millions of credits