Your best death.

[Willfrey]

I farted on the clown.
That sneak had hid the bible under him.
I didn't even see the note next to him saying "FART ON THE CLOWN".
I just did it because a clown was laying down.
It was pretty hilarious.

I had somebody do this while I was the barman, so I grabbed by bo-jacks bottle and force fed the prone person about half of it and I wandered off. I came back after a few minutes and the person was gone, wish I could have been there to see if the bo-jack fart that killed him.