Best moments ever thread 2.0

[NateTheSquid]

I may or may not have been given literally 1 million telecrystals. There were two other traitors with no telecrystals I think, including the clown, who is the only objective I had other than escape alive. Which I didn't I forced the clown to kill me via mindslaves so I blew up the whole shuttle. The omnitraitor or something werewolf survived, little bugger.

bonsai tree (played by NateTheSquid) was a traitor!
They purchased 32 items with their telecrystals!
They purchased: Spy Sticker Kit,  Cloaking Device,  Stealth Storage, Derringer, Cyalume Saber, Cyalume Saber, Cyalume Saber, Electromagnet Card, Cyalume Saber, Cyalume Saber, Stealth Storage, Cyalume Saber, Cyalume Saber, Cyalume Saber, Macrobomb Implant, Microbomb Implant, Macrobomb Implant, Macrobomb Implant, Derringer, Derringer, Derringer, Derringer, Space-American Football Kit, Surplus Crate, Floor Closet, Surplus Crate, Surplus Crate, Surplus Crate, Surplus Crate, Wrestling Belt, Deluxe Mind Slave implant, Deluxe Mind Slave implant

Their surplus crate contained: Riot Baton, Mailman Suit, Deluxe Mind Slave implant, Syndicate Donk Pockets, Thermite Breaching Charge, Flare Gun, Sonic Grenades, Miniature Bible, .38 AP ammo box, Syndicate Pipebomb, Detomatix Cartridge, Chameleon Bomb, Macrobomb Implant, Macrobomb Implant, Syndicate Command Armor, Mind Slave implant, Syndicate Dagger, Sleepy Pen, Fake Cleaner Grenades, Chameleon Bomb, .38 AP ammo box, Chameleon Bomb, Chameleon Jumpsuit, DNA Scrambler, Electromagnet Card, Bowling Kit, Mind Slave implant