Goonhub
10-20-2016, 03:41 AM
Well Dexter was a changeling and I was the AI. Dexter was eating crew and turning them into handspiders. I wanted to become a handspider to try it out, but I couldn't cause I was the AI, although at some point I decide 'fuck it' the crew can live without me. I get turned into a monkey then eaten by Dexter Grifflez. He slowly amasses an army of handspiders and gives them all names via hand labeler.
At some point, Dex decides we should kill everyone and force them into being handspiders. We had a system where Dexter would point at someone, we would all scream and attack them, he would eat them. At some point we all end up at escape with the shuttle on it's way (we called it, we aren't monsters, get it). Dexter tries to get people to come to escape while we all hide under tables there. Then a clown joins the game.
Dexter yells about how Heisenbee needed hugs (he was at escape) and the clown needed to do it. Clown runs over. We all wait. Dexter points. SCREAM!!! The clown didn't stand a chance against literally 5 handspiders. He became one though. We then attacked and killed everyone near escape. I walked onto the shuttle from below while people were attacking humans at the top.
There was a musician in the shuttle, I attacked him. As I started killing him he yells "AI BOLT THESE DOORS" to keep the other handspiders out, I guess. If you've been paying attention, you'll see why this was utterly hilarious to me. I attacked him while Dexter came in and ate him. Dexter spawned more handspiders while we left for centcom. We ended the round screaming and gnawing/blood boiling Dexter after we arrived at centcom. A good round, handspiders are freaking great.
At some point, Dex decides we should kill everyone and force them into being handspiders. We had a system where Dexter would point at someone, we would all scream and attack them, he would eat them. At some point we all end up at escape with the shuttle on it's way (we called it, we aren't monsters, get it). Dexter tries to get people to come to escape while we all hide under tables there. Then a clown joins the game.
Dexter yells about how Heisenbee needed hugs (he was at escape) and the clown needed to do it. Clown runs over. We all wait. Dexter points. SCREAM!!! The clown didn't stand a chance against literally 5 handspiders. He became one though. We then attacked and killed everyone near escape. I walked onto the shuttle from below while people were attacking humans at the top.
There was a musician in the shuttle, I attacked him. As I started killing him he yells "AI BOLT THESE DOORS" to keep the other handspiders out, I guess. If you've been paying attention, you'll see why this was utterly hilarious to me. I attacked him while Dexter came in and ate him. Dexter spawned more handspiders while we left for centcom. We ended the round screaming and gnawing/blood boiling Dexter after we arrived at centcom. A good round, handspiders are freaking great.