Oh shit, A4Brogan's Haiku Thing has awoken!

[Mageziya]

That is a picture
Of an odd man preparing to
make a chaos dunk

As it now turns out,
that's not just a picture,
it's a live video feed

oh no oh no oh,
this is not good at all oh,
we're going to die.

In the far distance,
one can hear the strange vox say,
"ALERT: ASS DAY ALL DAY"