Inserting a monkey brain in a constructed AI core borks it

[Roomba]

If ApeI is installed, whenever someone says "AI" over radio, the door nearest them automatically opens. Because monkey don't give a shit.

I'm going to be the party pooper who points out that a constructed monkey AI walled up in a dark corner is a task that takes a mildly determined staff assistant 5-10 minutes at most, that most rounds are not actually improved by everyone suddenly having all-access, and that any actual AI tasked with cleaning up after the monkeybot would suicide after five minutes, laws be damned.