Goonhub
03-14-2013, 11:25 PM
Murray should make upbeat comments about the carnage on the station
"Our geneticist has discovered a way to teach monkeys to read and write! One miscievous monkey even tried to convince that he was the missing research director! Another glimpse of the future, brought to you by Nanotrasen!"
"...And if you look to your right, you can see Da Wizzest Baller corrupting the pod bay with black magic. Get your cameras ready!"
"Unfortunately, the bridge to the souther half of the station is currently closed. Now, if you will all follow me and hold your breath..."
(Yes, the little shit led me out an airlock and onto the space catwalk just now)
"Our geneticist has discovered a way to teach monkeys to read and write! One miscievous monkey even tried to convince that he was the missing research director! Another glimpse of the future, brought to you by Nanotrasen!"
"...And if you look to your right, you can see Da Wizzest Baller corrupting the pod bay with black magic. Get your cameras ready!"
"Unfortunately, the bridge to the souther half of the station is currently closed. Now, if you will all follow me and hold your breath..."
(Yes, the little shit led me out an airlock and onto the space catwalk just now)