Goodbye Suicide Roulette

[Superlagg]

Haha, christ. Multiple suicides from every possible method at once would be crazy. And awesome.

Collect as much crap as you can and smash your head under a table while simultaneously mailing it to the kitchen and popping it off with a firelock.

Anything that comes close to sailing your head across the station like a sassy pinball is alright with me.