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09-28-2016, 08:02 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-28-2016, 08:17 PM by bigfatbananacyclops. Edited 1 time in total.)
I think the bible should be added with some notes from the actual bible, but modificated ones, and the pages shall have funny stuff, why? because in every meeting of the church the chaplain reads a note of the bible for everyone, so i think it would be fun if the chaplain could read some notes of the bible,
AND as well, allow chaplain to modificate the bible pages. and change the holy history
EXAMPLE:
Genesis:
It started off when god created created earth, in the first day, he created night and day.
Second day he created the sky and ocean.
Third day he added the plants and some horrific creatures known by ''maneaters''
Fourth day he created the moon and sun.
Fifth day he created fishes and birds
Sixth day he created the humans and animals,
He created two humans whom were named Adan and Eva,both had two sons, Cain, the botanist man, and Abel, the keeper of animals, one day they both offered their trendings to the god, Cain brought some weird chilli peppers with glowing rainbow colours and some tomatoes, Abel brought a single sheep, god came and tasted both of the stuff, first god tasted Cain's offers, when he tasted the chilli pepper, god was disgusted and started to vomit, he moved on to the tomatoes. apparently cain said that if you throw the tomatoes at the floor something fun will happen, god tried it infront of his face, and he exploded, god ignored cains offers and checked onto abels offer, he liked the sheep was seemed to be more interested in abels offers, cain was jealous and mad, god asked, Why are you deppresed and angered, cain?, Cain seemed to be quiet, the next day cain murdered abel, god came punishing cain and giving him a mark, later cain left the town and went to live and he died, and became a wraith.
AND as well, allow chaplain to modificate the bible pages. and change the holy history
EXAMPLE:
Genesis:
It started off when god created created earth, in the first day, he created night and day.
Second day he created the sky and ocean.
Third day he added the plants and some horrific creatures known by ''maneaters''
Fourth day he created the moon and sun.
Fifth day he created fishes and birds
Sixth day he created the humans and animals,
He created two humans whom were named Adan and Eva,both had two sons, Cain, the botanist man, and Abel, the keeper of animals, one day they both offered their trendings to the god, Cain brought some weird chilli peppers with glowing rainbow colours and some tomatoes, Abel brought a single sheep, god came and tasted both of the stuff, first god tasted Cain's offers, when he tasted the chilli pepper, god was disgusted and started to vomit, he moved on to the tomatoes. apparently cain said that if you throw the tomatoes at the floor something fun will happen, god tried it infront of his face, and he exploded, god ignored cains offers and checked onto abels offer, he liked the sheep was seemed to be more interested in abels offers, cain was jealous and mad, god asked, Why are you deppresed and angered, cain?, Cain seemed to be quiet, the next day cain murdered abel, god came punishing cain and giving him a mark, later cain left the town and went to live and he died, and became a wraith.