Goonhub
09-26-2016, 03:58 PM
Other things it should comment on:
-When going down a disposal chute it goes "weee" if it's in your inventory. If it's been placed in the a disposal chute on it's own it will go "nooo"
-It will comment if you're freezing or burning.
-It will comfort you if you are hitting yourself constantly.
-It will call for help if you're drowning. It will call for help if placed in the pool, but it just thinks its suffocating.
-It will comment on your inebriation.
-It will yell to run away if a mob begins to chase you.
-It will rat out anyone masquerading as you if they pick it up, whether it be a someone wearing a gasmask + id or whether they have your literal physical features (stable mutagen, genetics, changeling), calling them an imposter.
-It will create a group therapy session for traumatized pocketbuddies if multiple ownerless pocketbuddies are left alone for a significant amount of time.
-It will go into "grieving" mode if its owner dies, crying constantly. It will eventually get over and seek a new owner.
Oh and I totally think it should have all the things in the OP, sadness especially. This is macabre humor at it's finest.
Picture this:
A clown dead in the chapel, its head caved in by its own hands. A staff assistant plays the funeral march on the organ. It's surrounded by 20 too many pocketbuddies the clown somehow managed to afford, all grieving too audibly. Even in death does the clown get the last honk.
-When going down a disposal chute it goes "weee" if it's in your inventory. If it's been placed in the a disposal chute on it's own it will go "nooo"
-It will comment if you're freezing or burning.
-It will comfort you if you are hitting yourself constantly.
-It will call for help if you're drowning. It will call for help if placed in the pool, but it just thinks its suffocating.
-It will comment on your inebriation.
-It will yell to run away if a mob begins to chase you.
-It will rat out anyone masquerading as you if they pick it up, whether it be a someone wearing a gasmask + id or whether they have your literal physical features (stable mutagen, genetics, changeling), calling them an imposter.
-It will create a group therapy session for traumatized pocketbuddies if multiple ownerless pocketbuddies are left alone for a significant amount of time.
-It will go into "grieving" mode if its owner dies, crying constantly. It will eventually get over and seek a new owner.
Oh and I totally think it should have all the things in the OP, sadness especially. This is macabre humor at it's finest.
Picture this:
A clown dead in the chapel, its head caved in by its own hands. A staff assistant plays the funeral march on the organ. It's surrounded by 20 too many pocketbuddies the clown somehow managed to afford, all grieving too audibly. Even in death does the clown get the last honk.