Best moments ever thread 2.0

[atamusvaleo]

During tonight's poetry slam session, I brought the crowd to their feet for an ovation.

Kevin Spessy says, "I need a cigarette"
Kevin Spessy [148.5] says, "I need a cigarette"
OOC: Burrito Justice: Well Ze and Wire are here
honko the not clown says, "Okay"
honko the not clown says, "Okay"
Kevin Spessy says, "and I'll go on stage"
Kevin Spessy [148.5] says, "and I'll go on stage"
You swipe Kevin Spessy's ID Card (Hollywood Actor).
Card authorized.
You have added the cool grey marker to the satchel.
Zoldorf beeps, "I am the great wizard Zoldorf!"
You have added Stan Beezlebub's worn out magic 8 ball to the box.
You have added the magic 8 ball to the box.
Kevin Spessy takes a sip from the water bottle.
You have added the water bottle to the satchel.
honko the not clown says, "nah nevermind give me a sec more"
honko the not clown says, "nah nevermind give me a sec more"
Roco Berry burps.
You are now walking
Roco Berry hiccups.
Kevin Spessy says, "Turn off the lights please"
Kevin Spessy says, "Turn off the lights please"
The snack machine beeps, "A fresh delight is only a bite away!"
Roco Berry raises an eyebrow.
Cy Young says, "That's um"
Roco Berry grumbles.
Kevin Spessy throws the flashlight.
Kevin Spessy raises an eyebrow.
Without even breaking stride, Kevin Spessy flips open and lights the the zippo lighter in one smooth movement.
With a single flick of their wrist, Kevin Spessy smoothly lights the cigarette with the zippo lighter. Damn they're cool.
You heat the cigarette.
You hear a quiet click, as Kevin Spessy shuts off the the zippo lighter without even looking what they're doing. Wow.
Kevin Spessy says, "My poem"
Kevin Spessy says, "My poem"
Kevin Spessy says, "By Kevin Spessy"
Kevin Spessy says, "By Kevin Spessy"
This is a paper- 'Lemon Chicken Recipe'. It is a tiny item.
Roco Berry mumbles.
Kevin Spessy says, "1/4 cup good olive oil"
Kevin Spessy says, "1/4 cup good olive oil"
Kevin Spessy says, "3 tablespoons minced garlic (9 cloves)"
Kevin Spessy says, "3 tablespoons minced garlic (9 cloves)"
Kevin Spessy says, "1/3 cup dry white wine"
Kevin Spessy says, "1/3 cup dry white wine"
Kevin Spessy raises an eyebrow.
Roco Berry mumbles.
Kevin Spessy says, "Wait a minute"
Kevin Spessy says, "Wait a minute"
Kevin Spessy says, "This is my lemon chicken recipe"
Kevin Spessy says, "This is my lemon chicken recipe"
Roco Berry burps.
Kevin Spessy throws the paper- 'Lemon Chicken Recipe'.
Roco Berry laughs.
Roco Berry laughs.
Roco Berry laughs.
Cy Young says, "Oh man... it was so moving tho"
The honko the not clown has added the handcuffs to the satchel!
Kevin Spessy says, "Okay"
Kevin Spessy says, "Okay"
Zoldorf beeps, "Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Kevin Spessy exclaims, "I'm ready now!"
Kevin Spessy exclaims, "I'm ready now!"
Kevin Spessy says, "Zoldorf liked it"
Kevin Spessy says, "Zoldorf liked it"
Roco Berry grumbles.
Cy Young nods.
Roco Berry hiccups.
Edgar Faust laughs.
Kevin Spessy spins the paper- 'Poem by Kevin' around in his hand.
Cy Young laughs.
This is a paper- 'Poem by Kevin'. It is a tiny item.
Roco Berry grumbles.
Kevin Spessy says, "I actually wrote a haiku"
Kevin Spessy says, "I actually wrote a haiku"
LOOC: Burrito Justice: IT'S GREAT BECAUSE IT'S LITERALLY A RECIPIE
Kevin Spessy says, "Administrators,"
Kevin Spessy says, "Administrators,"
LOOC: GEC: GET IT?!
Kevin Spessy says, "They watch when you aRe Peeing."
Kevin Spessy says, "They watch when you aRe Peeing."
Roco Berry burps.
Edgar Faust flinches.
Kevin Spessy says, "That is why I flush."
Kevin Spessy says, "That is why I flush."
The snack machine beeps, "Try our new nougat bar!"
Kevin Spessy nods.
Edgar Faust claps.
Kevin Spessy throws the paper- 'Poem by Kevin'.
Everett Roberts claps.
Roco Berry claps.
Cy Young claps.
Kevin Spessy exhales a huge cloud of smoke!
Kevin Spessy hits the paper- 'Poem by Kevin' with the cigarette!
Kevin Spessy hits the paper- 'Poem by Kevin' with the cigarette!
Kevin Spessy drops the cigarette. Guess they've had enough for the day.
Roco Berry burps.
Ella-2 states, "I am not sure I understood that one."
Without even breaking stride, Kevin Spessy flips open and lights the the zippo lighter in one smooth movement.
The paper- 'Poem by Kevin' catches on fire!
Kevin Spessy hits the paper- 'Poem by Kevin' with the zippo lighter!
You heat the paper- 'Poem by Kevin'.
You hear a quiet click, as Kevin Spessy shuts off the the zippo lighter without even looking what they're doing. Wow.
Cy Young says, "You are a machine, you wouldn't understand"
Roco Berry laughs.
Kevin Spessy throws up a peace sign
Cy Young claps.
Kevin Spessy does a flip!
Cy Young [148.5] asks, "Who is next?"
Edgar Faust says, "Looks like a job for mop and me."
Mr. Rathen rifles through Kevin Spessy's pockets!
Cy Young [148.5] says, "Yeah, your turn AI"
Public MiniMed beeps, "Please, be considerate! Do not block access to the machine with your bloodied carcass."
Announcement Computer [145.9] broadcasts, "Baldric Russell has signed up as Mechanic."
Cy Young [148.5] asks, "Do I turn the lights back on?"