Goonhub
09-22-2016, 11:53 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-22-2016, 11:55 AM by Souricelle.)
Space Lube is still the funniest chem out there, and for years I've been saying we ought to have a counterpart chemical, space glue!
Recipe: I don't know, something similar to cyanoacrylate but different??
USES
1) If poured on a floor tile it makes the tile really sticky until it dries, which slows movement over that tile by 50%. Bonus points if it makes a "walking in glue" noise.
2) If applied to a person's skin, it seals up bleeding wounds and acts like a stapler to hold limbs on when reattaching them. It also makes them sticky, which can (very briefly) make people stick to each other.
3) If applied to an object in hand it glues the object to your hand. Until it wears off, you can't put the object away or drop it, even if you get knocked down. This has obvious advantages when it comes to robusting people, but the downside is that you can't put down the item or recharge it or whatever.
4) If applied to an object on the floor, that object becomes anchored to the floor until it wears off. There should be funny messaging if people try to pick up the object. This is a good prank.
5) If applied to a piece of clothing, the item becomes much more difficult to remove, whether by you or by someone trying to strip you.
6) If applied to an airlock, locker, or crate, the airlock/locker/crate gets stuck when it closes. You can open it with a crowbar or wait for the glue to wear off.
7) If it enters the bloodstream or is eaten it should maybe be mildly toxic, but that's it.
ALSO, SPACE GLUBE
This unholy combination of space glue and space lube is extremely bouncy, because it is flubber.
1) A person covered in space glube bounces off of other people when they bump into them, kind of like the magnetic charge event, but it only affects the glubed guy.
2) An object covered in space glube will bounce all over the goddamn place if you throw it.
3) Bullets and other solid projectile weapons will bounce mostly harmlessly off of a person covered in space glube, and can ricochet into other targets.
4) Putting space glube on shoes gives them the moon shoes effect. If you do this to moon shoes and put them on, you jump through the goddamn ceiling a la macho man and crash land in a random part of the station, seriously injured. The shoes are destroyed.
5) Space glubed boxing gloves send people flying when you punch them
6) Space glubed floors function similarly to space lubed floors, except instead of slipping and taking damage, you flip in the direction you were walking and sometimes land on your feet.
7) If it is eaten it should make you vomit so hard you are sent flying.
8) If a significant quantity of it enters your bloodstream, it should make a random limb or organ go flying out of you. If this is an eye or an arm, it's not a big deal. If it's your brain or your heart, RIP.
9) if it's put in the cryo tube or the cloning pod, it should launch people the fuck out when they are done.
and that's the bottom line
cause stone cold said so
oh and acetone should instantly dissolve space glue and space glube
Recipe: I don't know, something similar to cyanoacrylate but different??
USES
1) If poured on a floor tile it makes the tile really sticky until it dries, which slows movement over that tile by 50%. Bonus points if it makes a "walking in glue" noise.
2) If applied to a person's skin, it seals up bleeding wounds and acts like a stapler to hold limbs on when reattaching them. It also makes them sticky, which can (very briefly) make people stick to each other.
3) If applied to an object in hand it glues the object to your hand. Until it wears off, you can't put the object away or drop it, even if you get knocked down. This has obvious advantages when it comes to robusting people, but the downside is that you can't put down the item or recharge it or whatever.
4) If applied to an object on the floor, that object becomes anchored to the floor until it wears off. There should be funny messaging if people try to pick up the object. This is a good prank.
5) If applied to a piece of clothing, the item becomes much more difficult to remove, whether by you or by someone trying to strip you.
6) If applied to an airlock, locker, or crate, the airlock/locker/crate gets stuck when it closes. You can open it with a crowbar or wait for the glue to wear off.
7) If it enters the bloodstream or is eaten it should maybe be mildly toxic, but that's it.
ALSO, SPACE GLUBE
This unholy combination of space glue and space lube is extremely bouncy, because it is flubber.
1) A person covered in space glube bounces off of other people when they bump into them, kind of like the magnetic charge event, but it only affects the glubed guy.
2) An object covered in space glube will bounce all over the goddamn place if you throw it.
3) Bullets and other solid projectile weapons will bounce mostly harmlessly off of a person covered in space glube, and can ricochet into other targets.
4) Putting space glube on shoes gives them the moon shoes effect. If you do this to moon shoes and put them on, you jump through the goddamn ceiling a la macho man and crash land in a random part of the station, seriously injured. The shoes are destroyed.
5) Space glubed boxing gloves send people flying when you punch them
6) Space glubed floors function similarly to space lubed floors, except instead of slipping and taking damage, you flip in the direction you were walking and sometimes land on your feet.
7) If it is eaten it should make you vomit so hard you are sent flying.
8) If a significant quantity of it enters your bloodstream, it should make a random limb or organ go flying out of you. If this is an eye or an arm, it's not a big deal. If it's your brain or your heart, RIP.
9) if it's put in the cryo tube or the cloning pod, it should launch people the fuck out when they are done.
and that's the bottom line
cause stone cold said so
oh and acetone should instantly dissolve space glue and space glube