Artifact ideas and suggestions

[Grumpchkin]

I feel as if basically all of the artifacts are well known by this point and besides the occasional wish(not sure if admin spawn only), turret or rare chem injector artifacts it all seems pretty stale to me.

So I think we should try to come up with new artifacts to spice up the artlab.

I've been thinking about this and I've got some ideas.

1. Artifact instruments, instead of making noise constantly they make a noise on activation in hand like a saxophone while playing a custom message like "Nerdy McNerdpants plays an eldritch tune on the wiggly thingy" or "Shittles the Clown plays a soulcrushing song on the purple doodad. 
   
2. Artifact food, basically like the injector artifacts but one time only, maybe let them have rarer chemicals in them more often since they are one time only.
   
3. Artifact organs/limbs, this one would probably need some spriting done but I'm thinking that after you activate the limb/organ it will play a message like "the mysterious thingamajig starts beating/inflating/grasping for things" so you can identify and replace the correct limb or organ. The new bodypart will have random changes like an arm that maybe does more damage but is more prone to flying off in an explosion or a heart that will heal toxin damage but will stop beating sooner when damaged. 
   
4. Maybe a living artifact that will act like a random critter/mob, maybe it will fly around like a bee or maybe it will start eating you like a yeti.
   
5. This has been suggested elsewhere but different convertor artifacts, like a monkey or drone converter. Maybe even random critter convertors so you become a sentient bee or mouse
   

These might be kinda shitty suggestions but I think that more variation will make artifact research more fun as you aren't dealing with mostly the same artifacts round after round. 

Any suggestions are welcome.