Playing with the action figures

[sartorius]

The action figures you buy from the vending machine don't do anything when interacted with.
What if you could interact with them to "play" with them, complete with sped-up sounds on certain special figures?

"Dr. Floorpills pulls the string on the back of the Father Jack figure. 'Feck!'

"Dr. Floorpills makes the clown figure gouge its eye out with a banana. HONK."


"Dr. Floorpills presses the lever on the back of the wrestler figure, and it unleashes a karate chop!"

"Dr. Floorpills presses the button on the Maecho Mann figure. YOU LAID YOUR HANDS ON ELIZABETH!"

"Dr. Floorpills screams and drops the skeleton figure! Too spooky!"