Goonhub
09-14-2012, 08:26 PM
This round just happened less than an hour ago. I started off as a changeling HoP, so I decided to just act like a regular HoP. I gave myself all access, donned the gear from the nearby locker in customs, and made my job "Fun Job Creator!" as I normally do. I told the crew to come to customs if they wanted a new fun job, so I got a decent line of people. After I got done with 3 or so people I had a guy snicker at my name, so I decided to try and examine him. I completely forgot that Spit acid is first on the list when you right click, and I spat acid at him. It hung in mid air, pointing straight towards the guy who snickered at me, unable to go through the table and hit him. Someone pointed at it, and I acted like nothing was happening, while I was actually shitting myself.
Out of nowhere, One of the guys screamed "WATCH OUT!" And threw a flashbang in customs. I attempted to run out, but I instead was knocked down, and became temporarily deaf. A nearby sec handcuffed me, and started dragging me towards sec. As I passed by EVA, I suddenly was teleported away into disposal maintenance. I swear I remember someone was talking about an artifact that teleports people away over the radio, but I did not notice one near my area. I asked after the game ended if it was an admin's doing, but no admins claimed that they were responsible.
I headed to the nearest locker, uncuffed myself, and hid in it. I listened to people on the security channel asking "Where the fuck did the changeling go?" and I laughed my ass off at my luck. I taunted the security a little bit as they told the AI to track me, but the AI couldn't since I was in a locker at the time. After a bit, I got out of my locker, and headed south in maintenance. I ran into the chief engineer, donning a space suit, jetpack, magnetic boots, a meson scanner, and insulated gloves. I took my taser gun out, stunned him, neurotoxined him, and absorbed him. I put on all of his stuff, and headed back to customs. I changed my name and job to Unknown, and headed into qm through west maintenance from the north. I ran into a guy outside wanting to use the fabricator in QM. I allowed him in, and decide to be a dick.
Big Boss (as Unknown) asks, "Does this look like acid to you?"
Unknown spits acid at (Guy using fabricator but I forgot his name)!
I quickly took off his radio headset, and started dragging him over to the supply shuttle. He woke up before I got him in, and ran around like a chicken with his head cut off, trying to tell everyone that there was a changeling in QM. I used my final shot in my taser gun to knock him down, and finally dragged him into the shuttle. He asked why his radio wasn't working, and I told him that I took it off. I decided to ask him if he thought that my question was funny, and he wasn't able to answer. I absorbed him, and started heading to disposals to see if anyone was flushed out. As I arrived there to find no bodies, I heard that there was a murder in genetics. I decided to scare everyone, and transformed back into big boss. I took off my space suit, and stood outside of genetics in space, using the *gasp emote. I quickly realised that nobody is there, so I decided to head around the ship, and ended up entering back into the ship through one of the SW Airlocks. I hid in a locker again, and taunted the security channel a little more. I transformed back into the CE, and decided to head north back to QM. I ended up running into a guy as I open the door south of QM. It was the guy who snickered at me!
Fitz Wurst (as Unknown) says, "Hey"
Fitz Wurst (as Unknown) asks, "Does this look like acid to you?"
Unknown spits acid at (Guy who snickered at me at the very start)!
I took off his radio, and neurotoxin'd him just to be safe. As I absorbed him, I whispered sweet nothings into his ear. After I finished absorbing him, I realised that the AI bolted all the doors around me. I ended up being bashed unconscious and locked in a wall by borgs. They eventually let me out, trying to weld me in a locker, but I escaped. I ended up running into a series of explosions caused by an admin.
TL;DR I accidentally spat at someone in public, got lucky enough to be teleported away, Used a stupid catch phrase to kill people, and was walled in by borgs.
Out of nowhere, One of the guys screamed "WATCH OUT!" And threw a flashbang in customs. I attempted to run out, but I instead was knocked down, and became temporarily deaf. A nearby sec handcuffed me, and started dragging me towards sec. As I passed by EVA, I suddenly was teleported away into disposal maintenance. I swear I remember someone was talking about an artifact that teleports people away over the radio, but I did not notice one near my area. I asked after the game ended if it was an admin's doing, but no admins claimed that they were responsible.
I headed to the nearest locker, uncuffed myself, and hid in it. I listened to people on the security channel asking "Where the fuck did the changeling go?" and I laughed my ass off at my luck. I taunted the security a little bit as they told the AI to track me, but the AI couldn't since I was in a locker at the time. After a bit, I got out of my locker, and headed south in maintenance. I ran into the chief engineer, donning a space suit, jetpack, magnetic boots, a meson scanner, and insulated gloves. I took my taser gun out, stunned him, neurotoxined him, and absorbed him. I put on all of his stuff, and headed back to customs. I changed my name and job to Unknown, and headed into qm through west maintenance from the north. I ran into a guy outside wanting to use the fabricator in QM. I allowed him in, and decide to be a dick.
Big Boss (as Unknown) asks, "Does this look like acid to you?"
Unknown spits acid at (Guy using fabricator but I forgot his name)!
I quickly took off his radio headset, and started dragging him over to the supply shuttle. He woke up before I got him in, and ran around like a chicken with his head cut off, trying to tell everyone that there was a changeling in QM. I used my final shot in my taser gun to knock him down, and finally dragged him into the shuttle. He asked why his radio wasn't working, and I told him that I took it off. I decided to ask him if he thought that my question was funny, and he wasn't able to answer. I absorbed him, and started heading to disposals to see if anyone was flushed out. As I arrived there to find no bodies, I heard that there was a murder in genetics. I decided to scare everyone, and transformed back into big boss. I took off my space suit, and stood outside of genetics in space, using the *gasp emote. I quickly realised that nobody is there, so I decided to head around the ship, and ended up entering back into the ship through one of the SW Airlocks. I hid in a locker again, and taunted the security channel a little more. I transformed back into the CE, and decided to head north back to QM. I ended up running into a guy as I open the door south of QM. It was the guy who snickered at me!
Fitz Wurst (as Unknown) says, "Hey"
Fitz Wurst (as Unknown) asks, "Does this look like acid to you?"
Unknown spits acid at (Guy who snickered at me at the very start)!
I took off his radio, and neurotoxin'd him just to be safe. As I absorbed him, I whispered sweet nothings into his ear. After I finished absorbing him, I realised that the AI bolted all the doors around me. I ended up being bashed unconscious and locked in a wall by borgs. They eventually let me out, trying to weld me in a locker, but I escaped. I ended up running into a series of explosions caused by an admin.
TL;DR I accidentally spat at someone in public, got lucky enough to be teleported away, Used a stupid catch phrase to kill people, and was walled in by borgs.