09-11-2016, 11:50 AM
Space Diner Employee: Wear a silly uniform. Force a smile. Wonder why the same three people just sit around and order nothing. Lament your lack of a degree.
Syndicate Trainee: "Assault" people with toy weapons until they robust you. Attempt to hold an inanimate object hostage with a cap gun. Get a gold star for effort.
Wearwolf: Model fashionable clothes and hats. Get mugged by staff assistants. Wolf out and give them wedgies.
Hippie: Get high. Fail to attack anyone because your bloodstream is full of pure love. Watch as your hippie idealism is shattered by the horrible behavior of people on a space station. Bummer, man.
Syndicate Trainee: "Assault" people with toy weapons until they robust you. Attempt to hold an inanimate object hostage with a cap gun. Get a gold star for effort.
Wearwolf: Model fashionable clothes and hats. Get mugged by staff assistants. Wolf out and give them wedgies.
Hippie: Get high. Fail to attack anyone because your bloodstream is full of pure love. Watch as your hippie idealism is shattered by the horrible behavior of people on a space station. Bummer, man.