Best moments ever thread 2.0

[VictorMAngoStein]

The borgs aboard the Destiny decided to have fun and grow some highly potent weed. HoS came by and wasn't having any of it, giving the exact order "it better not be here when I come back." Following those literal instructions, we proceeded to move our base of operations to the bridge. After THAT got sniffed out, we began a high stakes game of hide-and-seek with the hydro trays, ending in the stash being shoved into the HoS' bedroom.

Osiris Jones says "ROOBOOOOOOOOTS"
J.R.D.N.L.W.S.N. states "GET PUNKED HATMAN"

how come the borgs never do anything this funny when I'm on?  Either they ruin my traitor round or go on silent killing sprees after the AI gets subverted