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03-11-2013, 08:07 AM
The following is what happens when mega-nerds play Dungeons and Dragons on a space station instead of being productive.
But first, some leadup. Now, the round prior to this I had spawned as a staff assistant in the Chapel. When looking around the Chapel I found the DnD kit and set up a game. The geneticist Victor, who was out of a job after genetics got reposessed, sat down and we played. It was a fun game that attracted the attention of the captain and a few others, and put on a nice show for the ghosts. Once the round was over we decided to play another game the next round.
This game got a lot of attention.
A lot of people showed up, and I mean a lot. The corner of the Chapel set up for DnD was filled up with players and a large group of spectators surrounded us completely. Isaac, being helpful, had built a much larger table in the middle of the Chapel for us all to play on, so we migrated over there and got set up for a game.
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As you can see, a pretty typical DnD table. Fizzy drinks, snacks, paper and pens everywhere, dice lying on the table, blood splattered on the floor...Very DnD like.
Now, for the roles.
ROLES
Edison Lootin as Dungeon Master
Isaac Kirkhope as STOMPLORD
Walter Poehl as Himself
Victor Mangostein as Himself
Gunner Davis as Himself
And various others who came and went quickly so uh...sorry you don't get a name here, you'll be in the text below at least!
CATCHUP
Now part of the chatlog wasn't saved sadly so I'm going to have to quickly run through what happened, this won't take long as it's only 5 minutes of hardcore DnD!
Ok, everybody is together in the Chapel of a Space Station. Their goal is to get off. STOMPLORD's first course of action is to charge right at the door. He slams into it and hurts himself. His second course of action is to open it carefully. He succeeds and everybody walks out into a hallway full of staff assistants. To the left is the bar, to the right is botany. STOMPLORD immediately runs to the bar and begins drinking bourbon. Walter immediately runs towards botany, trips, and smashes his face against the ground. He picks himself up and we begin.
THE HARDCORE GAME OF DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS! - Wall of text below!
Hodge Napkins says, "We could do with some snacks. Fruit."
Ted Dunwich says, "yuck fruit"
Ted Dunwich says, "bring pizza"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "I'll go buy us some snacks while my character gets booze"
Granny Smith buckles in!
Isaac Kirkhope unbuckles.
Edison Lootin [145.9] says, "SOMEBODY GET SOME FUCKING MUNCHIES DOWN TO THE FUCKING CHAPEL. JESUS CHRIST"
Walter Poehl says, "I go into botany again."
Silent Rob says, "WE NEED PIZZA BOOZE AND SOME WEED"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows One.
Walter Poehl says, "Oh god"
Mr. Poseidon says, "Ha"
Mr. Poseidon says, "Yes"
Edison Lootin says, "Walter trips again, much worse this time"
Mr. Poseidon says, "Finally"
Edison Lootin says, "Roll twice for damage"
Jace Baxter says, "We need intoxicants to add to the escapism"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Five.
Ted Dunwich says, "I look around medbay for anything unusual"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Eleven.
Hodge Napkins unbuckles.
Isaac Kirkhope throws Dr. Pubber.
Walter Poehl has been hit by Dr. Pubber.
Edison Lootin says, "total 16 damage walter"
Edison Lootin says, "You aren't in good shape"
Isaac Kirkhope throws Dr. Pubber.
Isaac Kirkhope throws Dr. Pubber.
Walter Poehl cries.
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Thirteen.
Walter Poehl says, "I cry."
Salem Blackwater takes a sip from Dr. Pubber.
Salem Blackwater takes a sip from Dr. Pubber.
Isaac Kirkhope throws Dr. Pubber.
Isaac Kirkhope throws Dr. Pubber.
Edison Lootin says, "You find a box of meds in medbay"
Gunner Davis says, "I try to take off closest assistant backpack"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Fourteen.
Walter Poehl says, "Roll for crying, please."
Salem Blackwater drools.
Granny Smith cries.
Edison Lootin says, "You succcesfully steal the backpack but piss of the staffie"
Edison Lootin exclaims, "A grey tide is at hand!"
Edison Lootin takes a sip from Dr. Pubber.
Gunner Davis says, "Search the backpack for loot"
Mr. Poseidon takes a sip from Dr. Pubber.
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Sixteen.
Ted Dunwich says, "I pull the firelock and bar the assistants behind it"
Mr. Poseidon says, "Oh shit"
Victor Mangostein says, "I tell them the station can be an assistant's paradise"
Mr. Poseidon says, "Gotta slow my roll"
Edison Lootin says, "You find a fire extinguisher in the backpack"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Four.
Edison Lootin says, "The firelock fails to stop the assistants, they are more pissed"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Four.
Victor Mangostein says, "I try to open the firelock"
Gunner Davis says, "I attack infuriated assistant"
Edison Lootin says, "They don't care about an assistant paradise"
Isaac Kirkhope throws Extravagant Chocolate Gateau.
Walter Poehl says, "I punch Gunner on the groin."
Mr. Poseidon takes a sip from Dr. Pubber.
Isaac Kirkhope throws the candy.
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Nine.
Mr. Poseidon says, "Whoa"
Mr. Poseidon says, "Cake"
Isaac Kirkhope buckles in!
Walter Poehl says, "Fuck you guys, I'll join the assistants."
Edison Lootin says, "You manage to open the firelock"
Mr. Poseidon says, "GO AWAY BOB"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Fifteen.
Ted Dunwich says, "GO AWAY BOB JEEZE"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "Bob it's DnD"
Mr. Poseidon says, "BOB"
Mr. Poseidon says, "RUDE"
Edison Lootin says, "Your attack hits the assistants well"
Isaac Kirkhope unbuckles.
Mr. Poseidon says, "GO DIE IN SECURITY"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Fifteen.
Salem Blackwater flips off Bob
Ted Dunwich says, "GO GET PIZZA BOB"
Isaac Kirkhope glares.
Edison Lootin says, "Walter successfully joins the assistants"
Edison Lootin takes a sip from Dr. Pubber.
Walter Poehl says, "Cool"
Hodge Napkins points to Booze
Mr. Poseidon spits acid at Bpb Manifold.
Hodge Napkins says, "We got booze."
Edison Lootin says, "Next move"
Gunner Davis says, "I attack infuriated assistant once more"
Walter Poehl says, "I try to find a weapon or something."
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Nineteen.
Gunner Davis says, "once again"
Mr. Poseidon takes a sip from Dr. Pubber.
Gunner Davis says, "This time in the head"
Mr. Poseidon throws Dr. Pubber.
Edison Lootin says, "Your attack knocks down all the assistants, including walter"
Bob Manifold has attempted to beat Victor Mangostein with the stun baton but held it wrong!
Mr. Poseidon unbuckles.
Isaac Kirkhope has added Space Beer to the backpack!
Isaac Kirkhope says, "Tard"
Victor Mangostein farts in Bob Manifold's face!
Isaac Kirkhope has added Stun Baton to the backpack!
Walter Poehl says, "I try to find a weapon and attack Gunner"
Victor Mangostein farts in Bob Manifold's face!
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Nineteen.
Jace Baxter laughs.
Walter Poehl says, "Owned scurb."
Edison Lootin says, "You find a toolbox and knock out gunner in one hit"
Gunner Davis says, "I fart at walters face"
Edison Lootin says, "You are knocked out gunner"
Walter Poehl says, "I fart on Gunner's face"
Edison Lootin says, "Roll to get up"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Eight.
Mr. Poseidon says, "BOB"
Edison Lootin says, "Fail to get up"
Mr. Poseidon says, "GO AWAY"
Victor Mangostein pushes down Rickena Echard!
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Five.
Victor Mangostein farts in Rickena Echard's face!
Salem Blackwater punches Rickena Echard!
Gunner Davis says, "I try to get up"
Silent Rob says, "Fuck you bob"
Salem Blackwater swings at Rickena Echard!
Salem Blackwater punches Rickena Echard!
Edison Lootin says, "Walter fails to fart on his face, instead tripping again"
Jace Baxter shivers.
Mr. Poseidon unbuckles.
Salem Blackwater swings at Rickena Echard!
Salem Blackwater punches Rickena Echard!
Victor Mangostein is trying to take off Red Jumpsuit from Rickena Echard's body!
Victor Mangostein is trying to take off an armor from Rickena Echard's body!
Salem Blackwater swings at Rickena Echard!
Victor Mangostein is trying to take off the the helmet from Rickena Echard's head!
Hodge Napkins buckles in!
Walter Poehl says, "Roll to get up"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Six.
Ted Dunwich spins the cylinder.
Hodge Napkins says, "Ok, everyone calm the fuck down"
BOOM! Ted Dunwich's head explodes.
Edison Lootin says, "Fail to get up"
Ted Dunwich seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Walter Poehl says, "Again"
Walter Poehl screams!
Salem Blackwater screams!
Gunner Davis says, "I try to get up again"
Jace Baxter says, "This got crazy fast"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Two.
Mr. Poseidon says, "Oh god"
Edison Lootin says, "Gunner fails"
Walter Poehl says, "Roll to get up."
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Seven.
Edison Lootin says, "Walter fails"
Gunner Davis says, "Again"
Walter Poehl says, "FUCK, AGAIN"
Edison Lootin says, "This is quite a battle you two"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows One.
Gunner Davis exclaims, "Shit!"
Walter Poehl says, "now my turn"
Walter Poehl says, "PLEASE"
Edison Lootin says, "gunner fails badly, hurting himself"
Walter Poehl says, "ROLL"
Isaac Kirkhope buckles in!
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Fourteen.
Isaac Kirkhope says, "Bob dealt with."
Edison Lootin says, "14 damage"
Gunner Davis says, "I crawl to walter"
Mr. Poseidon whispers something.
Isaac Kirkhope says, "STOMPLORD NEED CATCH UP ON RECENT EVENTS"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Twelve.
Walter Poehl says, "I ROLL TO GET UP AGAIN"
Edison Lootin says, "Walter gets up"
Walter Poehl says, "YES"
Walter Poehl says, "I kick Gunner's face."
Isaac Kirkhope says, "STOMPLORD RUN INTO ROOM AND PUNCH GUNNER"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Four.
Isaac Kirkhope says, "christ I didn't hit him very hard"
Edison Lootin says, "Isaac trips while attacking gunner"
Edison Lootin says, "Roll for damage"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Seven.
Victor Mangostein says, "I attack gunner too"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Five.
Edison Lootin says, "Walter also trips"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Five.
Walter Poehl says, "Stand up"
Edison Lootin says, "Everyone is on the floor"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Eleven.
Salem Blackwater says, "So did our DnD crew just mug two security officers and strip them naked"
Edison Lootin says, "Isaac gets up"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "fuck the floor must be just covered in water"
Salem Blackwater says, "Did that just happen"
Walter Poehl says, "I roll to stand up"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "I try punch gunner"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Four.
Edison Lootin says, "Walter fails"
DoorOpener 2.0 states, "Sup guys"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "GOD DAMNIT"
Walter Poehl says, "ugh"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Eleven.
Isaac Kirkhope says, "Hello AI."
Edison Lootin says, "Gunner gets up"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Eight.
Edison Lootin says, "walter fails"
Gunner Davis says, "I try to kick walter in the groin"
Hodge Napkins laughs.
Walter Poehl cries.
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows One.
Silent Rob cries.
Gunner Davis says, "Fuu"
Hodge Napkins throws Vodka.
Edison Lootin says, "Gunner tries to kick walter but trips"
Walter Poehl says, "I punch Gunner's groin while on the ground"
Edison Lootin says, "Roll for damage"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "I try throw a hefty punch, including a bonus for me just having drank bourbon at the bar."
Isaac Kirkhope says, "I attack gunner."
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Three.
Edison Lootin says, "Gunner takes 3 damage"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Nineteen.
Isaac Kirkhope says, "AI turn the lights off"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "jesus"
Edison Lootin says, "Isaac attacks gunner, 1 hit ko"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "HAHA"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "FUCKER"
Walter Poehl says, "I try to get up again."
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Seventeen.
Edison Lootin says, "Walter gets up, fully energised"
Walter Poehl says, "I PUNCH ISAAC ON THE GROIN"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "NOW HE'S FUCKED"
Walter Poehl screams!
Isaac Kirkhope says, "WHAT"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "I JUST SAVED YOU DICK"
Edison Lootin says, "Walter hits isaac in the groin, not much happens"
Walter Poehl says, "I'M AN ASSISTANT"
Edison Lootin says, "Roll for damage"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Six.
Edison Lootin says, "Isaac takes 6 damage"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "Ow fuggh"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "I hit walter full force"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Four.
Walter Poehl says, "Owned"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "I hig walger ash hard ash I gan"
Edison Lootin says, "Isaac fails to hit walter, tripping once again"
Walter Poehl says, "I hit Isaac with the toolbox on the head"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Thirteen.
Isaac Kirkhope cries.
Edison Lootin says, "Walter hits Isaac, roll for damage"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Fifteen.
Walter Poehl says, "Holy shit."
Edison Lootin says, "15 damage"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "OH JEshUsh"
Edison Lootin says, "Isaac rolls to get up"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Nine.
Edison Lootin says, "fail"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "FUggh"
Walter Poehl says, "I run from thr scene towards botany"
Salem Blackwater says, "Hey everyone"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Five.
Salem Blackwater says, "I brought cake"
Salem Blackwater says, "Also Bob is standing outside with a baton"
Edison Lootin says, "Walter tries to run but trips AGAIN"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "I GEg UP AND HIg WALgERsh FAgE INghfO duE FLOOR"
Walter Poehl says, "FUCK"
Edison Lootin says, "Roll for damage"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Six.
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Eight.
Walter Poehl says, "I roll to get up and fart on Isaac"
Edison Lootin says, "Isaac fails to get up"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "god damnig"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Seventeen.
Edison Lootin says, "Walter gets up and hits isaac hard"
Edison Lootin says, "Double damage attack"
Isaac Kirkhope tries to disarm Walter Poehl!
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Nineteen.
Walter Poehl says, "I run fron the scene after beating the shit out of him"
Edison Lootin says, "double 19 damage, Isaac is in crit"
Victor Mangostein says, "Sec says theyre going to raid the chapel"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "BULL shHIg"
Walter Poehl says, "I leave him there and run"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Eleven.
Isaac Kirkhope tries to disarm Walter Poehl!
Isaac Kirkhope says, "FUggh YOU"
Walter Poehl tries to disarm Isaac Kirkhope!
Isaac Kirkhope pushes down Walter Poehl!
Victor Mangostein says, "I loot the battlefield"
Edison Lootin says, "Walter successfully runs away"
Walter Poehl tries to disarm Isaac Kirkhope!
Walter Poehl tries to disarm Isaac Kirkhope!
Isaac Kirkhope tries to disarm Walter Poehl!
Walter Poehl says, "Owned"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Ten.
Walter Poehl pushes down Isaac Kirkhope!
Isaac Kirkhope is unbuckled by Walter Poehl.
Isaac Kirkhope kicks Walter Poehl!
Isaac Kirkhope is buckled in by Walter Poehl.
Edison Lootin says, "Victor steals everything but Isaac's clothes"
Walter Poehl pushes down Isaac Kirkhope!
Isaac Kirkhope says, "Doesh anyone find me"
Silent Rob says, "STOP FIGHTING"
Isaac Kirkhope kicks Walter Poehl!
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Nine.
Isaac Kirkhope kicks Walter Poehl!
Isaac Kirkhope kicks Walter Poehl!
Walter Poehl says, "UG FINE"
Silent Rob punches Isaac Kirkhope!
Isaac Kirkhope buckles in!
Silent Rob kicks Isaac Kirkhope!
Walter Poehl swings at Silent Rob!
Silent Rob kicks Isaac Kirkhope!
Silent Rob kicks Isaac Kirkhope!
Walter Poehl punches Silent Rob!
Walter Poehl knocks down Silent Rob!
Isaac Kirkhope swings at Silent Rob!
Isaac Kirkhope kicks Silent Rob!
Walter Poehl swings at Isaac Kirkhope!
Edison Lootin says, "A staff assistant finds you and drags you to medbay, but he steals you clothes while doing so"
Isaac Kirkhope kicks Walter Poehl!
Walter Poehl kicks Isaac Kirkhope!
Isaac Kirkhope kicks Walter Poehl!
Walter Poehl kicks Isaac Kirkhope!
Isaac Kirkhope swings at Walter Poehl!
Walter Poehl kicks Isaac Kirkhope!
Silent Rob exclaims, "STOP FIGHTING!"
Walter Poehl kicks Isaac Kirkhope!
Isaac Kirkhope kicks Walter Poehl!
Walter Poehl kicks Isaac Kirkhope!
Isaac Kirkhope says, "DAMNIg"
Silent Rob says, "THE BOTH OF YOU"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "fugghing ashshishganghfsh"
Edison Lootin says, "CALM IT YOU TWO"
Walter Poehl says, "I go into botany to look for weed"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Seven.
Silent Rob says, "Its just a game"
Edison Lootin says, "You make it into botany but find no weed"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "Ig'sh NOg JUshg A GAME"
Walter Poehl cries.
Edison Lootin says, "ITS A GAME WITHIN A GAME"
Walter Poehl asks, "Can I grow some weed?"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Eight.
Edison Lootin says, "You try to grow weed but only get one"
Walter Poehl says, "I smoke it everyday."
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Twenty.
Walter Poehl says, "Heh"
Edison Lootin says, "You do indeed smoke it everyday"
Edison Lootin says, "It never runs out"
Edison Lootin says, "EVER"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "420"
Walter Poehl says, "420"
Edison Lootin says, "It turns out to be stimulants too"
Edison Lootin says, "Lucky you"
Walter Poehl says, "Great."
Walter Poehl says, "I betray the assistant and beat the shit out of them"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows One.
Walter Poehl says, "Oh shit"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "Crit fail"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "eat it"
Walter Poehl kicks Isaac Kirkhope!
Silent Rob says, "NERDS STOP IT"
Edison Lootin says, "You try to betray the assistants but they gang up on you and beat you into crit. they then steal everything you have, even you clothes"
Edison Lootin asks, "Ok, isaac?"
Isaac Kirkhope stammers, "EESSSS"
Isaac Kirkhope groans.
Edison Lootin says, "You are no longer in crit"
Isaac Kirkhope stammers, "SSTOOMPPPLLOORRRD"
Edison Lootin says, "Sorry, stomplord"
Isaac Kirkhope stammers, "STTOOOOMMPLLOORD FFFIIIIND WWAALLTTTEERRRR AANDDD BBBBEAAATTT TTO DEEEAAATTTTHH"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Fifteen.
Isaac Kirkhope stammers, "AATTIIITT"
Silent Rob says, "OOOO"
Edison Lootin says, "Stoplord finds walter and starts beating him, he's not dead yet though"
Victor Mangostein says, "I roll to attack the mugger"
Silent Rob says, "Poor walter"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Seventeen.
Isaac Kirkhope laughs.
Walter Poehl says, "I roll to not die"
Silent Rob says, "YAY"
Edison Lootin says, "Victor attacjs the mugger, who at this time is actually Isaac...whoops"
Edison Lootin says, "Roll for damage"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Seventeen.
Edison Lootin says, "Isaac takes 17 damage, red health"
Isaac Kirkhope groans.
Isaac Kirkhope stammers, "I BBEEAAATTT HIIMM TTTTOOO DDEEAATTTTHH"
Silent Rob says, "Can i join in the game"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Six.
Isaac Kirkhope laughs.
Edison Lootin says, "You trip trying to beat him to death"
Isaac Kirkhope stammers, "442200"
Edison Lootin says, "Roll for damage"
Edison Lootin says, "Sure rob"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Eight.
Isaac Kirkhope cries.
Walter Poehl says, "I roll to get up and kill Isaac"
Edison Lootin says, "8 damage, you are 2 off of crit"
Silent Rob says, "I find walter almost dead"
Isaac Kirkhope stammers, "hhoowyyoouu'''ree iinn ccccrrriitt yyooouu ffuucckkkk"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Thirteen.
Isaac Kirkhope kicks Walter Poehl!
Isaac Kirkhope punches Isaac Kirkhope!
Edison Lootin says, "Walter gets up and hits Isaac, roll for damage"
Walter Poehl punches Isaac Kirkhope!
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Five.
Walter Poehl kicks Isaac Kirkhope!
Isaac Kirkhope kicks Walter Poehl!
Edison Lootin says, "Isaac is thrown into crit"
Walter Poehl says, "Fucking owned"
Isaac Kirkhope kicks Walter Poehl!
Walter Poehl says, "I roll to kill everyone"
Walter Poehl says, "I ROLL TO KILL EVERYONE"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Eighteen.
Edison Lootin says, "Walter kills everyone but Rob and puts victor into crit...LUCKY FUCKER WITH THAT ROLL"
Walter Poehl says, "HA"
Isaac Kirkhope stammers, "ffuucckkiiinnngggg nneerdddd"
BOOM! Isaac Kirkhope's head explodes.
Edison Lootin [145.9] says, "When you die in DnD you take your own life in real life"
Walter Poehl says, "I kill Victor and then suicide"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows One.
Edison Lootin says, "Walter fails to kill victor, but is successful in commiting suicide"
BOOM! Walter Poehl's head explodes.
Silent Rob says, "Fuck you guys"
BOOM! Silent Rob's head explodes.
Edison Lootin [145.9] says, "CALL THE SHUTTLE, THIS DnD IS OVER"
Edison Lootin [145.9] says, "PEACE FUCKERS"
Edison Lootin [145.9] says, "DUNGEON MASTER OUT"
You have given up life and succumbed to death.
DEAD: Edison Lootin gasps, "Sup nerdlings"
CONCLUSION
DnD is fucking awesome and only the best of nerds play it.
Special thanks to the admin who spawned us a bunch of cool hats so I could wear a wiz hat and look like a proper DM.
No special thanks to Bob who tried to end our hype game of DnD, how rude!
And congrats to Walter who technically won the DnD game...I think...maybe...
But first, some leadup. Now, the round prior to this I had spawned as a staff assistant in the Chapel. When looking around the Chapel I found the DnD kit and set up a game. The geneticist Victor, who was out of a job after genetics got reposessed, sat down and we played. It was a fun game that attracted the attention of the captain and a few others, and put on a nice show for the ghosts. Once the round was over we decided to play another game the next round.
This game got a lot of attention.
A lot of people showed up, and I mean a lot. The corner of the Chapel set up for DnD was filled up with players and a large group of spectators surrounded us completely. Isaac, being helpful, had built a much larger table in the middle of the Chapel for us all to play on, so we migrated over there and got set up for a game.
As you can see, a pretty typical DnD table. Fizzy drinks, snacks, paper and pens everywhere, dice lying on the table, blood splattered on the floor...Very DnD like.
Now, for the roles.
ROLES
Edison Lootin as Dungeon Master
Isaac Kirkhope as STOMPLORD
Walter Poehl as Himself
Victor Mangostein as Himself
Gunner Davis as Himself
And various others who came and went quickly so uh...sorry you don't get a name here, you'll be in the text below at least!
CATCHUP
Now part of the chatlog wasn't saved sadly so I'm going to have to quickly run through what happened, this won't take long as it's only 5 minutes of hardcore DnD!
Ok, everybody is together in the Chapel of a Space Station. Their goal is to get off. STOMPLORD's first course of action is to charge right at the door. He slams into it and hurts himself. His second course of action is to open it carefully. He succeeds and everybody walks out into a hallway full of staff assistants. To the left is the bar, to the right is botany. STOMPLORD immediately runs to the bar and begins drinking bourbon. Walter immediately runs towards botany, trips, and smashes his face against the ground. He picks himself up and we begin.
THE HARDCORE GAME OF DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS! - Wall of text below!
Hodge Napkins says, "We could do with some snacks. Fruit."
Ted Dunwich says, "yuck fruit"
Ted Dunwich says, "bring pizza"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "I'll go buy us some snacks while my character gets booze"
Granny Smith buckles in!
Isaac Kirkhope unbuckles.
Edison Lootin [145.9] says, "SOMEBODY GET SOME FUCKING MUNCHIES DOWN TO THE FUCKING CHAPEL. JESUS CHRIST"
Walter Poehl says, "I go into botany again."
Silent Rob says, "WE NEED PIZZA BOOZE AND SOME WEED"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows One.
Walter Poehl says, "Oh god"
Mr. Poseidon says, "Ha"
Mr. Poseidon says, "Yes"
Edison Lootin says, "Walter trips again, much worse this time"
Mr. Poseidon says, "Finally"
Edison Lootin says, "Roll twice for damage"
Jace Baxter says, "We need intoxicants to add to the escapism"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Five.
Ted Dunwich says, "I look around medbay for anything unusual"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Eleven.
Hodge Napkins unbuckles.
Isaac Kirkhope throws Dr. Pubber.
Walter Poehl has been hit by Dr. Pubber.
Edison Lootin says, "total 16 damage walter"
Edison Lootin says, "You aren't in good shape"
Isaac Kirkhope throws Dr. Pubber.
Isaac Kirkhope throws Dr. Pubber.
Walter Poehl cries.
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Thirteen.
Walter Poehl says, "I cry."
Salem Blackwater takes a sip from Dr. Pubber.
Salem Blackwater takes a sip from Dr. Pubber.
Isaac Kirkhope throws Dr. Pubber.
Isaac Kirkhope throws Dr. Pubber.
Edison Lootin says, "You find a box of meds in medbay"
Gunner Davis says, "I try to take off closest assistant backpack"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Fourteen.
Walter Poehl says, "Roll for crying, please."
Salem Blackwater drools.
Granny Smith cries.
Edison Lootin says, "You succcesfully steal the backpack but piss of the staffie"
Edison Lootin exclaims, "A grey tide is at hand!"
Edison Lootin takes a sip from Dr. Pubber.
Gunner Davis says, "Search the backpack for loot"
Mr. Poseidon takes a sip from Dr. Pubber.
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Sixteen.
Ted Dunwich says, "I pull the firelock and bar the assistants behind it"
Mr. Poseidon says, "Oh shit"
Victor Mangostein says, "I tell them the station can be an assistant's paradise"
Mr. Poseidon says, "Gotta slow my roll"
Edison Lootin says, "You find a fire extinguisher in the backpack"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Four.
Edison Lootin says, "The firelock fails to stop the assistants, they are more pissed"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Four.
Victor Mangostein says, "I try to open the firelock"
Gunner Davis says, "I attack infuriated assistant"
Edison Lootin says, "They don't care about an assistant paradise"
Isaac Kirkhope throws Extravagant Chocolate Gateau.
Walter Poehl says, "I punch Gunner on the groin."
Mr. Poseidon takes a sip from Dr. Pubber.
Isaac Kirkhope throws the candy.
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Nine.
Mr. Poseidon says, "Whoa"
Mr. Poseidon says, "Cake"
Isaac Kirkhope buckles in!
Walter Poehl says, "Fuck you guys, I'll join the assistants."
Edison Lootin says, "You manage to open the firelock"
Mr. Poseidon says, "GO AWAY BOB"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Fifteen.
Ted Dunwich says, "GO AWAY BOB JEEZE"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "Bob it's DnD"
Mr. Poseidon says, "BOB"
Mr. Poseidon says, "RUDE"
Edison Lootin says, "Your attack hits the assistants well"
Isaac Kirkhope unbuckles.
Mr. Poseidon says, "GO DIE IN SECURITY"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Fifteen.
Salem Blackwater flips off Bob
Ted Dunwich says, "GO GET PIZZA BOB"
Isaac Kirkhope glares.
Edison Lootin says, "Walter successfully joins the assistants"
Edison Lootin takes a sip from Dr. Pubber.
Walter Poehl says, "Cool"
Hodge Napkins points to Booze
Mr. Poseidon spits acid at Bpb Manifold.
Hodge Napkins says, "We got booze."
Edison Lootin says, "Next move"
Gunner Davis says, "I attack infuriated assistant once more"
Walter Poehl says, "I try to find a weapon or something."
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Nineteen.
Gunner Davis says, "once again"
Mr. Poseidon takes a sip from Dr. Pubber.
Gunner Davis says, "This time in the head"
Mr. Poseidon throws Dr. Pubber.
Edison Lootin says, "Your attack knocks down all the assistants, including walter"
Bob Manifold has attempted to beat Victor Mangostein with the stun baton but held it wrong!
Mr. Poseidon unbuckles.
Isaac Kirkhope has added Space Beer to the backpack!
Isaac Kirkhope says, "Tard"
Victor Mangostein farts in Bob Manifold's face!
Isaac Kirkhope has added Stun Baton to the backpack!
Walter Poehl says, "I try to find a weapon and attack Gunner"
Victor Mangostein farts in Bob Manifold's face!
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Nineteen.
Jace Baxter laughs.
Walter Poehl says, "Owned scurb."
Edison Lootin says, "You find a toolbox and knock out gunner in one hit"
Gunner Davis says, "I fart at walters face"
Edison Lootin says, "You are knocked out gunner"
Walter Poehl says, "I fart on Gunner's face"
Edison Lootin says, "Roll to get up"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Eight.
Mr. Poseidon says, "BOB"
Edison Lootin says, "Fail to get up"
Mr. Poseidon says, "GO AWAY"
Victor Mangostein pushes down Rickena Echard!
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Five.
Victor Mangostein farts in Rickena Echard's face!
Salem Blackwater punches Rickena Echard!
Gunner Davis says, "I try to get up"
Silent Rob says, "Fuck you bob"
Salem Blackwater swings at Rickena Echard!
Salem Blackwater punches Rickena Echard!
Edison Lootin says, "Walter fails to fart on his face, instead tripping again"
Jace Baxter shivers.
Mr. Poseidon unbuckles.
Salem Blackwater swings at Rickena Echard!
Salem Blackwater punches Rickena Echard!
Victor Mangostein is trying to take off Red Jumpsuit from Rickena Echard's body!
Victor Mangostein is trying to take off an armor from Rickena Echard's body!
Salem Blackwater swings at Rickena Echard!
Victor Mangostein is trying to take off the the helmet from Rickena Echard's head!
Hodge Napkins buckles in!
Walter Poehl says, "Roll to get up"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Six.
Ted Dunwich spins the cylinder.
Hodge Napkins says, "Ok, everyone calm the fuck down"
BOOM! Ted Dunwich's head explodes.
Edison Lootin says, "Fail to get up"
Ted Dunwich seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Walter Poehl says, "Again"
Walter Poehl screams!
Salem Blackwater screams!
Gunner Davis says, "I try to get up again"
Jace Baxter says, "This got crazy fast"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Two.
Mr. Poseidon says, "Oh god"
Edison Lootin says, "Gunner fails"
Walter Poehl says, "Roll to get up."
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Seven.
Edison Lootin says, "Walter fails"
Gunner Davis says, "Again"
Walter Poehl says, "FUCK, AGAIN"
Edison Lootin says, "This is quite a battle you two"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows One.
Gunner Davis exclaims, "Shit!"
Walter Poehl says, "now my turn"
Walter Poehl says, "PLEASE"
Edison Lootin says, "gunner fails badly, hurting himself"
Walter Poehl says, "ROLL"
Isaac Kirkhope buckles in!
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Fourteen.
Isaac Kirkhope says, "Bob dealt with."
Edison Lootin says, "14 damage"
Gunner Davis says, "I crawl to walter"
Mr. Poseidon whispers something.
Isaac Kirkhope says, "STOMPLORD NEED CATCH UP ON RECENT EVENTS"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Twelve.
Walter Poehl says, "I ROLL TO GET UP AGAIN"
Edison Lootin says, "Walter gets up"
Walter Poehl says, "YES"
Walter Poehl says, "I kick Gunner's face."
Isaac Kirkhope says, "STOMPLORD RUN INTO ROOM AND PUNCH GUNNER"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Four.
Isaac Kirkhope says, "christ I didn't hit him very hard"
Edison Lootin says, "Isaac trips while attacking gunner"
Edison Lootin says, "Roll for damage"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Seven.
Victor Mangostein says, "I attack gunner too"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Five.
Edison Lootin says, "Walter also trips"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Five.
Walter Poehl says, "Stand up"
Edison Lootin says, "Everyone is on the floor"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Eleven.
Salem Blackwater says, "So did our DnD crew just mug two security officers and strip them naked"
Edison Lootin says, "Isaac gets up"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "fuck the floor must be just covered in water"
Salem Blackwater says, "Did that just happen"
Walter Poehl says, "I roll to stand up"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "I try punch gunner"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Four.
Edison Lootin says, "Walter fails"
DoorOpener 2.0 states, "Sup guys"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "GOD DAMNIT"
Walter Poehl says, "ugh"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Eleven.
Isaac Kirkhope says, "Hello AI."
Edison Lootin says, "Gunner gets up"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Eight.
Edison Lootin says, "walter fails"
Gunner Davis says, "I try to kick walter in the groin"
Hodge Napkins laughs.
Walter Poehl cries.
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows One.
Silent Rob cries.
Gunner Davis says, "Fuu"
Hodge Napkins throws Vodka.
Edison Lootin says, "Gunner tries to kick walter but trips"
Walter Poehl says, "I punch Gunner's groin while on the ground"
Edison Lootin says, "Roll for damage"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "I try throw a hefty punch, including a bonus for me just having drank bourbon at the bar."
Isaac Kirkhope says, "I attack gunner."
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Three.
Edison Lootin says, "Gunner takes 3 damage"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Nineteen.
Isaac Kirkhope says, "AI turn the lights off"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "jesus"
Edison Lootin says, "Isaac attacks gunner, 1 hit ko"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "HAHA"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "FUCKER"
Walter Poehl says, "I try to get up again."
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Seventeen.
Edison Lootin says, "Walter gets up, fully energised"
Walter Poehl says, "I PUNCH ISAAC ON THE GROIN"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "NOW HE'S FUCKED"
Walter Poehl screams!
Isaac Kirkhope says, "WHAT"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "I JUST SAVED YOU DICK"
Edison Lootin says, "Walter hits isaac in the groin, not much happens"
Walter Poehl says, "I'M AN ASSISTANT"
Edison Lootin says, "Roll for damage"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Six.
Edison Lootin says, "Isaac takes 6 damage"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "Ow fuggh"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "I hit walter full force"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Four.
Walter Poehl says, "Owned"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "I hig walger ash hard ash I gan"
Edison Lootin says, "Isaac fails to hit walter, tripping once again"
Walter Poehl says, "I hit Isaac with the toolbox on the head"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Thirteen.
Isaac Kirkhope cries.
Edison Lootin says, "Walter hits Isaac, roll for damage"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Fifteen.
Walter Poehl says, "Holy shit."
Edison Lootin says, "15 damage"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "OH JEshUsh"
Edison Lootin says, "Isaac rolls to get up"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Nine.
Edison Lootin says, "fail"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "FUggh"
Walter Poehl says, "I run from thr scene towards botany"
Salem Blackwater says, "Hey everyone"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Five.
Salem Blackwater says, "I brought cake"
Salem Blackwater says, "Also Bob is standing outside with a baton"
Edison Lootin says, "Walter tries to run but trips AGAIN"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "I GEg UP AND HIg WALgERsh FAgE INghfO duE FLOOR"
Walter Poehl says, "FUCK"
Edison Lootin says, "Roll for damage"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Six.
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Eight.
Walter Poehl says, "I roll to get up and fart on Isaac"
Edison Lootin says, "Isaac fails to get up"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "god damnig"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Seventeen.
Edison Lootin says, "Walter gets up and hits isaac hard"
Edison Lootin says, "Double damage attack"
Isaac Kirkhope tries to disarm Walter Poehl!
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Nineteen.
Walter Poehl says, "I run fron the scene after beating the shit out of him"
Edison Lootin says, "double 19 damage, Isaac is in crit"
Victor Mangostein says, "Sec says theyre going to raid the chapel"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "BULL shHIg"
Walter Poehl says, "I leave him there and run"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Eleven.
Isaac Kirkhope tries to disarm Walter Poehl!
Isaac Kirkhope says, "FUggh YOU"
Walter Poehl tries to disarm Isaac Kirkhope!
Isaac Kirkhope pushes down Walter Poehl!
Victor Mangostein says, "I loot the battlefield"
Edison Lootin says, "Walter successfully runs away"
Walter Poehl tries to disarm Isaac Kirkhope!
Walter Poehl tries to disarm Isaac Kirkhope!
Isaac Kirkhope tries to disarm Walter Poehl!
Walter Poehl says, "Owned"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Ten.
Walter Poehl pushes down Isaac Kirkhope!
Isaac Kirkhope is unbuckled by Walter Poehl.
Isaac Kirkhope kicks Walter Poehl!
Isaac Kirkhope is buckled in by Walter Poehl.
Edison Lootin says, "Victor steals everything but Isaac's clothes"
Walter Poehl pushes down Isaac Kirkhope!
Isaac Kirkhope says, "Doesh anyone find me"
Silent Rob says, "STOP FIGHTING"
Isaac Kirkhope kicks Walter Poehl!
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Nine.
Isaac Kirkhope kicks Walter Poehl!
Isaac Kirkhope kicks Walter Poehl!
Walter Poehl says, "UG FINE"
Silent Rob punches Isaac Kirkhope!
Isaac Kirkhope buckles in!
Silent Rob kicks Isaac Kirkhope!
Walter Poehl swings at Silent Rob!
Silent Rob kicks Isaac Kirkhope!
Silent Rob kicks Isaac Kirkhope!
Walter Poehl punches Silent Rob!
Walter Poehl knocks down Silent Rob!
Isaac Kirkhope swings at Silent Rob!
Isaac Kirkhope kicks Silent Rob!
Walter Poehl swings at Isaac Kirkhope!
Edison Lootin says, "A staff assistant finds you and drags you to medbay, but he steals you clothes while doing so"
Isaac Kirkhope kicks Walter Poehl!
Walter Poehl kicks Isaac Kirkhope!
Isaac Kirkhope kicks Walter Poehl!
Walter Poehl kicks Isaac Kirkhope!
Isaac Kirkhope swings at Walter Poehl!
Walter Poehl kicks Isaac Kirkhope!
Silent Rob exclaims, "STOP FIGHTING!"
Walter Poehl kicks Isaac Kirkhope!
Isaac Kirkhope kicks Walter Poehl!
Walter Poehl kicks Isaac Kirkhope!
Isaac Kirkhope says, "DAMNIg"
Silent Rob says, "THE BOTH OF YOU"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "fugghing ashshishganghfsh"
Edison Lootin says, "CALM IT YOU TWO"
Walter Poehl says, "I go into botany to look for weed"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Seven.
Silent Rob says, "Its just a game"
Edison Lootin says, "You make it into botany but find no weed"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "Ig'sh NOg JUshg A GAME"
Walter Poehl cries.
Edison Lootin says, "ITS A GAME WITHIN A GAME"
Walter Poehl asks, "Can I grow some weed?"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Eight.
Edison Lootin says, "You try to grow weed but only get one"
Walter Poehl says, "I smoke it everyday."
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Twenty.
Walter Poehl says, "Heh"
Edison Lootin says, "You do indeed smoke it everyday"
Edison Lootin says, "It never runs out"
Edison Lootin says, "EVER"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "420"
Walter Poehl says, "420"
Edison Lootin says, "It turns out to be stimulants too"
Edison Lootin says, "Lucky you"
Walter Poehl says, "Great."
Walter Poehl says, "I betray the assistant and beat the shit out of them"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows One.
Walter Poehl says, "Oh shit"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "Crit fail"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "eat it"
Walter Poehl kicks Isaac Kirkhope!
Silent Rob says, "NERDS STOP IT"
Edison Lootin says, "You try to betray the assistants but they gang up on you and beat you into crit. they then steal everything you have, even you clothes"
Edison Lootin asks, "Ok, isaac?"
Isaac Kirkhope stammers, "EESSSS"
Isaac Kirkhope groans.
Edison Lootin says, "You are no longer in crit"
Isaac Kirkhope stammers, "SSTOOMPPPLLOORRRD"
Edison Lootin says, "Sorry, stomplord"
Isaac Kirkhope stammers, "STTOOOOMMPLLOORD FFFIIIIND WWAALLTTTEERRRR AANDDD BBBBEAAATTT TTO DEEEAAATTTTHH"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Fifteen.
Isaac Kirkhope stammers, "AATTIIITT"
Silent Rob says, "OOOO"
Edison Lootin says, "Stoplord finds walter and starts beating him, he's not dead yet though"
Victor Mangostein says, "I roll to attack the mugger"
Silent Rob says, "Poor walter"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Seventeen.
Isaac Kirkhope laughs.
Walter Poehl says, "I roll to not die"
Silent Rob says, "YAY"
Edison Lootin says, "Victor attacjs the mugger, who at this time is actually Isaac...whoops"
Edison Lootin says, "Roll for damage"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Seventeen.
Edison Lootin says, "Isaac takes 17 damage, red health"
Isaac Kirkhope groans.
Isaac Kirkhope stammers, "I BBEEAAATTT HIIMM TTTTOOO DDEEAATTTTHH"
Silent Rob says, "Can i join in the game"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Six.
Isaac Kirkhope laughs.
Edison Lootin says, "You trip trying to beat him to death"
Isaac Kirkhope stammers, "442200"
Edison Lootin says, "Roll for damage"
Edison Lootin says, "Sure rob"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Eight.
Isaac Kirkhope cries.
Walter Poehl says, "I roll to get up and kill Isaac"
Edison Lootin says, "8 damage, you are 2 off of crit"
Silent Rob says, "I find walter almost dead"
Isaac Kirkhope stammers, "hhoowyyoouu'''ree iinn ccccrrriitt yyooouu ffuucckkkk"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Thirteen.
Isaac Kirkhope kicks Walter Poehl!
Isaac Kirkhope punches Isaac Kirkhope!
Edison Lootin says, "Walter gets up and hits Isaac, roll for damage"
Walter Poehl punches Isaac Kirkhope!
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Five.
Walter Poehl kicks Isaac Kirkhope!
Isaac Kirkhope kicks Walter Poehl!
Edison Lootin says, "Isaac is thrown into crit"
Walter Poehl says, "Fucking owned"
Isaac Kirkhope kicks Walter Poehl!
Walter Poehl says, "I roll to kill everyone"
Walter Poehl says, "I ROLL TO KILL EVERYONE"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows Eighteen.
Edison Lootin says, "Walter kills everyone but Rob and puts victor into crit...LUCKY FUCKER WITH THAT ROLL"
Walter Poehl says, "HA"
Isaac Kirkhope stammers, "ffuucckkiiinnngggg nneerdddd"
BOOM! Isaac Kirkhope's head explodes.
Edison Lootin [145.9] says, "When you die in DnD you take your own life in real life"
Walter Poehl says, "I kill Victor and then suicide"
Edison Lootin throws D20.
D20 shows One.
Edison Lootin says, "Walter fails to kill victor, but is successful in commiting suicide"
BOOM! Walter Poehl's head explodes.
Silent Rob says, "Fuck you guys"
BOOM! Silent Rob's head explodes.
Edison Lootin [145.9] says, "CALL THE SHUTTLE, THIS DnD IS OVER"
Edison Lootin [145.9] says, "PEACE FUCKERS"
Edison Lootin [145.9] says, "DUNGEON MASTER OUT"
You have given up life and succumbed to death.
DEAD: Edison Lootin gasps, "Sup nerdlings"
CONCLUSION
DnD is fucking awesome and only the best of nerds play it.
Special thanks to the admin who spawned us a bunch of cool hats so I could wear a wiz hat and look like a proper DM.
No special thanks to Bob who tried to end our hype game of DnD, how rude!
And congrats to Walter who technically won the DnD game...I think...maybe...