How to Security Officer 202?

[The Grim Sleeper]

Well, if you can't beat em, join in with the jokes:

ATTENTION CITIZEN.
Multiple third-party individuals have reported one or more of your recent actions as being inappropriate. Once a heretic is notified in such a manner, said heretic is reviewed by members of the Adeptus Arbites in accordance to the Book of Judgement.
Upon review, we have determined that the following actions are in violation of the Book of Judgment:
Being On Space Station 13.
Your imperial right of existence has received its first judgement, which will expire upon your deathbed.
Additional violations may result in disabling of your legs, or the permanent termination of your life. Please note that killing yourself will not resolve the judgment on your existence, as you will be reassembled as a semi-sentient servitor until your tithe has been paid back to the Imperium.
If you wish to form an appeal to the Adpetus Arbites as to counter-act your judgement, please inform us as to why you believe the judgment to be wrongful in 20 words or less.
We appreciate your understanding.

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After viewing that, I am have some second thoughts about my original Mirand... nope... ALL HAIL THE MAN-EMPEROR OF MANKIND!!!