How to Security Officer 202?

[Vitatroll]

The miranda rights/warning is just a roleplay verb. It's there for fun and completely optional, eg:

You have the right to remain drunk and unconscious. Anything you puke may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult a bartender before speaking to security and to have a bartender present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford your tab, a drunk staff assistant will be appointed to you before any questioning if you wish. If you decide to puke now without a bartender present, you will still have the right to stop puking at any time until you talk to a bartender. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to puke without a bartender present?

In reality I'd just use them as a way to store some long-ish thing you want to say a lot, like a catchphrase or something. Space law itself is iron-clad. The ways of enforcing said laws, however, are very murky and opinionated. Basically if you do something and the whole station yells at you it's generally best to apologize and never do it again. Majority rules.