Best Comebacks

[okimin]

I was a traitor captain, and had just botched a murder attempt with an energy sword. I ran to bridge when the hop and his buddy approached me in the door of my room and started pressuring me with a velvet revolution and wanted me to step down peacefully.

I went in my room for a brief second, broke open the antique lazer when that was still a weapon, and went back out and unloaded into the hop, and proceded to e-sword the hell out of his friend.