Ideas for a goonstation research system

[Noah Buttes]

there are plenty of ways to punish scientists who fuck up making their dumb inventions. electrocutions, fires, minor explosions, radiation exposure, easy peasy

u know what i miss though? back when "mineral attractor" bad artifacts summoned meteors to hit the station. that was cute. and it wouldnt even be too bad nowadays with how meteor lag has been improved to be less nasty and how meteors generally dont burrow as deep into the station as they used to

I miss meteors that actually caused significant damage to the station. It was good for letting people know that the round had gone on for way too long so they should probably call the shuttle.

I do not, however, miss the incredibly shitty lag that old meteors caused.