Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Noah Buttes]

Started the round as a late-joining pirate captain: objective of "wait a minute this isn't your galleon". I headed to customs, got an all access ID and walked around a bit. Chaplain had contracts so I decided, whatever I'm a pirate do what I want. Sign it, macho man time. Become the ultimate macho doctor, running around bringing back the dead and saving people all over the place. Eventually I die but I adminhelped my murder due to the two people who murdered me being new players I think and also they didn't talk yet both attacked me at the same time (suspected metagaming). After a while watching them walk around while I'm dead, I get respawned. Decide, fuck it, join as a clown. Grab the official looking clown gear and decided to become 'Pirate Clownptain 4.0' Because by this point I had been reborn 4 times. I get all access again, wait at escape. On the shuttle, macho men complain I am not a macho man anymore, I explain I prefer clowns, with macho men at a close second. On the shuttle, someone does a chem bomb that burns/melts most of the shuttle instantly. Everyone takes loads of burn damage, but one of the many macho men immediately walks over, macho heals me at the cost of his own life (RIP my new first mate). I put out half the fire with my extinguisher then realize I am now invisible. Spend the last minute of the round running around honking my horn, squeaking my shoes and NOT falling over due to the healing fixing my clumsiness. A good round. I was reborn 4 times. Pirate Clownptain 4.0 electric boogaloo.

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