Goonhub
03-06-2013, 11:18 PM
>You are Mr. Pink, the Detective!
>You are a traitor!
Oh boy.
My job was to assassinate 3 crew members and escape on the shuttle alive, sounds easy enough right? My first target was the QM, and would probably be the easiest. After hanging around the cargo bay for a while, I decided it would be better to stay back for a while, after all, the round had only just begun.
On my way back to my office, I saw that a fellow traitor's body was being thrown out an airlock by a botanist named 'Raul'. I came up behind Raul.
"Hello Detective"
He was covered in blood from head to toe and was carrying a fire extinguisher. I disarmed him then shoved him to the ground.
"Wait!"
I grabbed him.
"He's a traitor!"
I grabbed him (now hands!).
"I saw him-"
I grabbed him (now neck!).
"-trying to"
I chucked him as far as I could out the open airlock, the door closed behind him. Goodbye Raul.
After getting my traitor-buddy cloned and after buying a sleepy pen, I returned to the cargo bay. There were less people here now, so I set my cunning plan into motion.
"Hey this machine isn't working" (Mr. Pink)
"Well what's wrong with it?" (QM)
"I'm not sure, could you come check it out?" (Mr.Pink)
"Well what did you want to order? We could put it in manually?" (QM)
"I don't know, could you just come take a look?"
(Mr. Pink)
"Do you want mining equipment?" (QM)
"Look, I REALLY think you should come fix the machine"
(Mr. Pink)
"Alright" (QM)
I was on her as soon as she opened the door. After around my 4th sleepy-pen jab, I realised that it takes a bit for the anesthesia to kick in. "Sleepy pen!" she yelled over the radio, alerting her assistant and pretty much everyone in the station. I chased her throughout cargo bay as her assistant was chasing me. My cloned traitor-friend from before had returned and was able to subdue the assistant though. I followed the QM to the end of cargo bay and somehow (through good timing or just luck) she fell asleep on the loading conveyor-system. The safety doors were open and she was launched into space. That was easy.
Unfortunately, my traitor-bro was unable to hold the cargo assistant for very long, and he was able to call security. The assistant explained everything, and me and my partner were promptly port-a-brig'd.
I woke up in a cell with a man named 'Morgan Freecock'. My traitor-hombre was nowhere to be seen, and apparently he had managed to escape. Me and Morgan made small talk until the Captain made a personal visit.
"Mr. Pink" (Captain)
"Yes sir." (Mr. Pink)
"We have decided to spare your life, you will no longer be executed, but you will be borged, just tell us the names of your targets." (Captain)
I whispered to Morgan
"Execute plan 'fight until they break us up'."
Me and Morgan began to violently punch and kick eachother until the HoP was sent in.
"Lie down on your bed and we will not kill you" (HoP)
No way I was doing that. I rushed into the bathroom and waited. I realised I was gonna have to kill or be killed. My plan was to rush out the door and murderize everyone in sight. Again, by luck or good timing, I rushed out just as the HoP was coming in, and I was able to disarm his stun gun. I shot him. He got up with his stun stick in hand. I shot him again. He didn't get up. I took his stun stick and bashed him until all the energy was drained. The Captain and 2 security guards watched in awe. I knew I had to say something. I had to show these guys that I meant buisness. The moment was perfect.
"Don't fuck with me motherfuckers."
Little did I know, the HoP had recovered, and he blindsided me while I was distracted. I was knocked out. Bombs went off near the security station, and next thing I know I'm dead.
The Captain and his little crew may think they had a victory that day, but they are wrong. Mr. Pink showed them that their system is weak, and that justice will always be served. So remember everyone, Mr. Pink will always be there; watching, waiting, hunting. Evil-doers beware! There's a new hero on the station!
FIN
"That Mr. Pink was pretty cool"
>You are a traitor!
Oh boy.
My job was to assassinate 3 crew members and escape on the shuttle alive, sounds easy enough right? My first target was the QM, and would probably be the easiest. After hanging around the cargo bay for a while, I decided it would be better to stay back for a while, after all, the round had only just begun.
On my way back to my office, I saw that a fellow traitor's body was being thrown out an airlock by a botanist named 'Raul'. I came up behind Raul.
"Hello Detective"
He was covered in blood from head to toe and was carrying a fire extinguisher. I disarmed him then shoved him to the ground.
"Wait!"
I grabbed him.
"He's a traitor!"
I grabbed him (now hands!).
"I saw him-"
I grabbed him (now neck!).
"-trying to"
I chucked him as far as I could out the open airlock, the door closed behind him. Goodbye Raul.
After getting my traitor-buddy cloned and after buying a sleepy pen, I returned to the cargo bay. There were less people here now, so I set my cunning plan into motion.
"Hey this machine isn't working" (Mr. Pink)
"Well what's wrong with it?" (QM)
"I'm not sure, could you come check it out?" (Mr.Pink)
"Well what did you want to order? We could put it in manually?" (QM)
"I don't know, could you just come take a look?"
(Mr. Pink)
"Do you want mining equipment?" (QM)
"Look, I REALLY think you should come fix the machine"
(Mr. Pink)
"Alright" (QM)
I was on her as soon as she opened the door. After around my 4th sleepy-pen jab, I realised that it takes a bit for the anesthesia to kick in. "Sleepy pen!" she yelled over the radio, alerting her assistant and pretty much everyone in the station. I chased her throughout cargo bay as her assistant was chasing me. My cloned traitor-friend from before had returned and was able to subdue the assistant though. I followed the QM to the end of cargo bay and somehow (through good timing or just luck) she fell asleep on the loading conveyor-system. The safety doors were open and she was launched into space. That was easy.
Unfortunately, my traitor-bro was unable to hold the cargo assistant for very long, and he was able to call security. The assistant explained everything, and me and my partner were promptly port-a-brig'd.
I woke up in a cell with a man named 'Morgan Freecock'. My traitor-hombre was nowhere to be seen, and apparently he had managed to escape. Me and Morgan made small talk until the Captain made a personal visit.
"Mr. Pink" (Captain)
"Yes sir." (Mr. Pink)
"We have decided to spare your life, you will no longer be executed, but you will be borged, just tell us the names of your targets." (Captain)
I whispered to Morgan
"Execute plan 'fight until they break us up'."
Me and Morgan began to violently punch and kick eachother until the HoP was sent in.
"Lie down on your bed and we will not kill you" (HoP)
No way I was doing that. I rushed into the bathroom and waited. I realised I was gonna have to kill or be killed. My plan was to rush out the door and murderize everyone in sight. Again, by luck or good timing, I rushed out just as the HoP was coming in, and I was able to disarm his stun gun. I shot him. He got up with his stun stick in hand. I shot him again. He didn't get up. I took his stun stick and bashed him until all the energy was drained. The Captain and 2 security guards watched in awe. I knew I had to say something. I had to show these guys that I meant buisness. The moment was perfect.
"Don't fuck with me motherfuckers."
Little did I know, the HoP had recovered, and he blindsided me while I was distracted. I was knocked out. Bombs went off near the security station, and next thing I know I'm dead.
The Captain and his little crew may think they had a victory that day, but they are wrong. Mr. Pink showed them that their system is weak, and that justice will always be served. So remember everyone, Mr. Pink will always be there; watching, waiting, hunting. Evil-doers beware! There's a new hero on the station!
FIN
"That Mr. Pink was pretty cool"