Rampages

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And I can't even grasp what would result from try-hard janitors trying to break into the Medical Bay so they can keep it spotless, while the whole station disintegrates around them.

That sounds amazing and I would love to see that happen.

Relevant XKCD

Also, I think the larger amount of Security is a good thing, but it's only a temporary "fix". Inevitably Sec will have a slump again for whatever reason, even if they do have new and interesting things to use.