AI shells make the wrong fart messages

[Noah Buttes]

never change this

I'm going to strongly disagree, considering the content of some of the messages:

Code:

                    switch (rand(1, 48))
                        [SNIP]
                        if (6) message = "<B>[src]</B> farted! It reminds you of your grandmother's queefs."
                        if (7) message = "<B>[src]</B> queefed out his metal ass!"
                        if (8) message = "<B>[src]</B> farted! It reminds you of your grandmother's queefs."
                        [SNIP]
                        if (18) message = "<B>[src]</B> farts like your mom used to!"
                        [SNIP]
                        if (31) message = "<B>[src]</B> farts and says, \"Mmm! Delightful aroma!\""
                        if (32) message = "<B>[src]</B> farts and says, \"Mmm! Sexy!\""
                        if (33) message = "<B>[src]</B> farts and fondles his own buttocks."
                        if (34) message = "<B>[src]</B> farts and fondles YOUR buttocks."
                        [SNIP]
                        if (43) message = "<B>[src]</B> is a flatulent whore."