Be a part of space history: infernal contracts - the reject bin

[Noah Buttes]

Question: are contracts that will straight-up kill or at least relatively paralyze you allowed. I present the arguments of genetic mutant and meatcube
I ALSO present the argument of the money contract devolving into a contract for shitloads of worthless butt/bart/bate/cosbycoins.
EDIT: Or worse yet, spraying a shitload of the Coin item everywhere. You know, the one that's literally useless except to flip for laughs and would take forever to pick up because they don't stack

Genetic Mutant and Meatcube are too powerful to be expended contracts, but I could totally add a chance for the mutant thing to happen with the genetics contract.

I'm definitely making an immortal meatcube contract though, but not as an expended contract.

Coin thing is brilliant and has been added to the implementation list with an attribution to you.