Be a part of space history: infernal contracts - the reject bin

[Noah Buttes]

As part of my effort to rebalance the infernal contract kit traitor item, I'm going to make some of the most powerful contracts only have a limited number of uses before they run out of juice and morph into another form.

I need some ideas for these weak, expended contracts. And that's where you come in! Be a part of space history by helping steal the souls of the crew!

Any and all ideas are appreciated, but there are some rough guidelines that should be followed if possible.

1. These contracts need to have relatively simple or easy to implement effects.
   
2. The contracts should be only marginally useful at best and nearly useless at worst.
   
3. These contracts can't rely on only being able to be used a certain number of times.
   

Remember that these are just guidelines, and if something is amazing enough or hilarious enough, it'll probably get implemented regardless of the guidelines.