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I was rping a mute and then I was arrested because I pushed down a roboticist

anyway the detective was joke interrogating me and like hitting me and stuff while I sat there crying.

when he lets me out and uncuffs me I immediately knock him out with my ultra powerful cripple arms toned from years of writing instead of speaking and begin to kick the shit out of him and then handcuff him, I begin to drag him to Medbay intending to remove his ass and force him to wear it when the captain Adam Holdeman (REAL ASSHOLE) stuns me with his taser, and then drags me through the new bridge to security.

I slip away back to the bridge, see the detective I handcuffed sitting there, as the captain did not remove his cuffs, I push him aside to interrupt his removal, then stand in the top left corner, behind the potted plant, and sit there removing my handcuffs.

The cap comes back, walking around like an idiot looking for me as the detective whispers my location to him, I uncuff myself, run out, and punch the Detective (AGAIN BECAUSE I HATE HIM) and knock him out instantly (AGAIN BECAUSE IM BUFF).

The captain tasers me pointblank and (this is why he is an asshole) actually blindfolded me and disposaled me, I had no idea he had done this until i got my cuffs and then blindfold off, luckily the thing was off, And I sat there wordlessly banging at the window until some dudes came in and freed me.

I later went towards the shuttle (it had been called by then), found the detective among the people sitting there waiting for it, smiled and squinted at him and then knocked him out (AGAIN) in one hit, dragged him to a hallway away from escape, and began to kick the shit out of him once more, he recovered, and hit me with an unactivated baton set to harm, knocking me out in 3 hits.

I lay there unconscious for about 30 seconds, When I got up, There were -7- seconds left to get to the shuttle. I ran, kicking aside the fucking clownspiders some admin had spawned there, making it onto the shuttle at the very last second, escaping with the rest of the crew and shitloads of icespiders some admin spawned on the shuttle.

It was fun round for me
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