Best moments ever thread 2.0

[CaptainBravo]

after a plea for the AI to announce some MASKED WRESTLING over the intercom it was time to throw down. sadly the AI forgot the masked part so i was the only real luchadore present, but i still floorslammed Devin Jowers into crit with my amazing grappling prowess, proving Mexican wrestling to be superior. my honor as a luchadore would not permit me to demask to give him CPR, and he died, but Tyrone Saxophone Jones avenged him(it didn't help that he was punching my lights out while i was still trying to floorslam). i killed myself in the ring afterwards out of shame.

later on there was also some kind of tournament for prizes or something. you get one guess as to who got knocked out in one punch.