How to Security Officer 202?

[Noah Buttes]

When you detain a miscreant for anything, whether it is from from stealing EVA gear, breaking into the AI-upload, to lethal assault or to leaving a Air-lock open for 5 seconds, you are the 'no fun asshole' with a 5% chance of provoking a grey-tide.

I think you're missing the point. Being a no fun asshole is the main joy of playing security officer, it's the most griefey you can get without being a traitor, savor it!

I mean shit some people suicide as soon as they are arrested, expecting to be cloned because the officer is a nice guy, don't fall for this trick guys, space the corpse, no admin will give a shit and you will drive the other guy up a wall.

At least have the decency to turn his corpse into meat rather than just tossing it into space.