How to Security Officer 202?

[Superlagg]

1. Don't strip anyone into a orange jumpsuit for minor crimes. I've seen this happen way too much lately as HoS. All this causes is the asshat who did some dumb thing to get even more disgruntled and fuck with you even more not allowing you to deal with real crime.

This is very true! Earlier today I rolled a traitor and was arrested by some other leading brand of security for breaking into the bar. He stripped off all of my things, replaced them with shackles and a straitjacket, store my precious staff assistant ID and left me in the brig for two and a half minutes. Instead of enacting my plan to emag everything that moved, I tracked him down, penned him, and made sure he spent the rest of the round in space. It was petty and stupid and could've been avoided if he didn't try to get me to play bondage mummy with him! Or if I was anything other than an antag.