Who would Win

[Dachshundofdoom]

The answer is Space Geese. They're the only beings in the universe that can turn the natural "beat everything to death" reaction of assistants against them.

Space geese are pretty easy to kill with an emergency oxygentank...

Clearly you haven't seen what happens when you kill Space Geese. Maybe it's a special variety of Space Geese. Regardless, the geese aren't really enormously threatening INDIVIDUALLY in terms of ability to murder you or toughness; they're not space yetis or bears. But believe me, I've seen a station overwhelmed completely by the damn things, and nothing else could defeat them. Bombs, death squads, town guards...everything failed.

Although now that I think about it, since this is a thread about things beating up other things, the real winner-take-all would be a Transposed Particle Field, since nothing to my knowledge wields the necessary devices to kill them and their specific kind of murder would probably overcome the Space Goose's claim to fame.

We are all giant nerds for even letting this thread get this far