What do YOU do as Staff Assistant?

[Cirrial]

Go where I want, do what I want (within game rules). See if anyone notices. Upstage people at doing their jobs then get bored and wander off. Find new and exotic ways to die horribly. Help people out with stuff. "Help" people out with stuff while fucking up terribly, intentionally or otherwise. Wear a clown suit and be mocked for being a second-rate clown wannabe. Break into the bar and brew weird chemicals. Escape the places I break into via riding the disposals, putting my whole life on the line in the process. The list goes on, really.