Goonhub
06-19-2016, 09:37 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-19-2016, 10:00 PM by NateTheSquid.)
Gotta say, that round with the multicluwne? Crazy. Basically there was a multicluwne, being a mostly naked cluwne with rainbow flashing skin who ran around spitting out cluwnes. As the captain, I took it upon myself to save the station. I grabbed a hand tele after setting it to the derelict, then proceed to run around trying to shove the monstrosity into a portal. After getting turned to gold by the multicluwne, I manage to banish him. I rejoice, the crew rejoices and the cluwnes die/dissapear. Later, I'm walking around when I mention I'm glad the multicluwne is gone and as soon as the words leave my mouth, it reappears, twice it's size. I immediately banish it again, then wonder how it got back. At some point while trying to banish some of the cluwnes, I banished myself. The multicluwne was there, then it suddenly ran through the wall and through space back to the station, I get back thanks to a second portal the mechanic made. The multicluwne now sat in space outside escape, at least 3 times it's original size, in a cloud of smoke. Immune to bring banished through the window, I wait for the shuttle to arrive. The moment it does, the multicluwne boards it and someone runs up and hits it with a bible. The multicluwne exploded into around 20 cluwnes that proceeded to die. I went to the front compartment and made a portal, then left the door open hoping cluwnes would run into the portal. At some point, someone standing outside shoves through the cluwnes, and the door to the front shuts. He opens it and runs directly into the portal. Doomed to banishment with about 6 cluwnes.
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That story was longer than I thought it would be...
Also that time I joined a gang with a traitor, then walked in on him mindslaving another gang member. He offered to give me one, given the gang was formed to kill one particular guy by the traitor. I refused, then walked over and gave him the LSD sting given I was a ling. Soon after, the gang had expanded to 1 traitor, one ling and two deluxe mindslaves, working together to kill one guy. Given my nature, we decided to kill the rest of the station on the way to him. We split into two groups, the two mindslaves ran around and tased then killed people, then brought them to sec, while me and the traitor would walk into a room, chat for a bit, then the traitor would flex, indicating to sting the target. Then I would eat and dispose them. At some point someone walked into sec seeing me eat 3 people, but I had aleady transformed, so he called out who I was, then I ate him, and turned back. By the end of the round, I had eaten about 15 people and me and the traitor got on the shuttle, the mindslaves had died earlier. The AI was rogue by this point and a borg killed the traitor but I pushed it off the shuttle and we left. The story of the gangster ling who ate 15+ people and escaped alone by pure coincedence.
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That story was longer than I thought it would be...
Also that time I joined a gang with a traitor, then walked in on him mindslaving another gang member. He offered to give me one, given the gang was formed to kill one particular guy by the traitor. I refused, then walked over and gave him the LSD sting given I was a ling. Soon after, the gang had expanded to 1 traitor, one ling and two deluxe mindslaves, working together to kill one guy. Given my nature, we decided to kill the rest of the station on the way to him. We split into two groups, the two mindslaves ran around and tased then killed people, then brought them to sec, while me and the traitor would walk into a room, chat for a bit, then the traitor would flex, indicating to sting the target. Then I would eat and dispose them. At some point someone walked into sec seeing me eat 3 people, but I had aleady transformed, so he called out who I was, then I ate him, and turned back. By the end of the round, I had eaten about 15 people and me and the traitor got on the shuttle, the mindslaves had died earlier. The AI was rogue by this point and a borg killed the traitor but I pushed it off the shuttle and we left. The story of the gangster ling who ate 15+ people and escaped alone by pure coincedence.