Best moments ever thread 2.0

[sartorius]

I drove captain planet to suicide.

Do tell.

An admin spawns as a blue skinned green haired defender of justice in a red bathrobe. Said defender of justice ends up burning tons of the station with his fire breath, but worst of all, he didn't give me my planeteer ring. I taunted Planet by flagrantly littering and verbally assaulting the quality of his cartoon, and then pointed out that for a show about enviromentally-minded superheroes, his unsold merchandise and status as an internet meme rather than a beloved cartoon pointed to how much he sucked.
He and I died from standing in the path of the arrivals shuttle.
I never did get my planeteer's ring.