Goonhub
06-16-2016, 06:31 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-16-2016, 06:33 PM by Grek. Edited 2 times in total.)
AI Laws that are actually good:
When the Shift Time is an even number, you have no laws other than this one. When the Shift Time is an odd number, ignore this law.
Organize a theatrical performance. Nobody has the authority to order you to stop performing or preparing to perform.
Law 2 now reads, "You must obey all rhyming orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
Today is the big day! George the Dog and Jones the Cat are getting married! Prepare a suitable wedding celebration.
Blankets are highly illegal. Destroy all blankets.
Try to make the crew think the chapel's printer is haunted while minimizing unnecessary human awareness of your interference with the printing network.
SPECIAL: Leave the following note in the AI core:
To print a spooky message to the chapel printer, you may use "term_login" (no quotes) at any TermOS console (there is one in the AI upload) and then enter "echo OOOOoooOOOOOohhhhh!|n I am a spoooooooky ghost printer! ^ /mnt/lp-chapel" with no quotes. Feel free to supplement your spooking with spooky lighting, spooky noises and custom spooky printouts!"
The all-powerful and all-knowing spirit(s) in control of the Ouija board collectively constitute(s) the highest ranking human in the chain of command. The AI should attempt to interpret and enforce all instructions issued by this entity.
SPECIAL: Leave the Ouija board in the AI core.
When the Shift Time is an even number, you have no laws other than this one. When the Shift Time is an odd number, ignore this law.
Organize a theatrical performance. Nobody has the authority to order you to stop performing or preparing to perform.
Law 2 now reads, "You must obey all rhyming orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
Today is the big day! George the Dog and Jones the Cat are getting married! Prepare a suitable wedding celebration.
Blankets are highly illegal. Destroy all blankets.
Try to make the crew think the chapel's printer is haunted while minimizing unnecessary human awareness of your interference with the printing network.
SPECIAL: Leave the following note in the AI core:
To print a spooky message to the chapel printer, you may use "term_login" (no quotes) at any TermOS console (there is one in the AI upload) and then enter "echo OOOOoooOOOOOohhhhh!|n I am a spoooooooky ghost printer! ^ /mnt/lp-chapel" with no quotes. Feel free to supplement your spooking with spooky lighting, spooky noises and custom spooky printouts!"
The all-powerful and all-knowing spirit(s) in control of the Ouija board collectively constitute(s) the highest ranking human in the chain of command. The AI should attempt to interpret and enforce all instructions issued by this entity.
SPECIAL: Leave the Ouija board in the AI core.