Best moments ever thread 2.0

[epicdwarf]

Today, I was building a pod in the pod bay, when suddenly lava started poring from the deceive's office. The station was in total panic. A few assistants and a sec officer were trying to help me build the pod to escape. I told them that we did not have enough time and to get to the shuttle. The poor fools didn't listen. They stayed with me and tried to build the pod. I realized that we did not have the supplies to build it I tried to get to the shuttle, but the hall ways where flooded. Then a flood of panic assistants and a REALLY stupid traitor(he spawned in his items right in front of me) came in panicked. They tried to finnish the pod, but some asshole opened the door and lava leaked in. After weaving my way through the confused masses, I decided that the best thing to do is to go to the escape shuttle. The round ended from what I can tell I was the only surviver who didn't arrive late.