Goonhub
06-11-2016, 02:39 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-11-2016, 02:43 AM by atomic1fire. Edited 2 times in total.)
Story time:
So I'm goofing off with one of the cargo carts, driving through the cargo belts, abducting beepsky etc.
I find a space bear in one of the hallways and think "well it's not bothering me, I wonder if I can put it on the cart"
So I have a cargo cart, with a bear on the hitched trailer, and and am operating under the assumption that the bear is tame.
I visit engineering because I think "Hey that guy operating the power laser probably knows what he's doing, maybe I can ask him if it's tame. So I do.
He's like "It's probably domesticated."
So I do what any stupid staff assistant does in this situation. I let the bear off the trailer, and get off the cart.
NOPE NOPE NOPE
that bear went from chill to mauling me into crit, I quickly coral him back onto the trailer where he does no harm, and somebody brings me to medbay. Somebody drives that crazy bear off into the distance and I don't really mind because I don't want to deal with it.
That bear ended up being driven around by members of the crew or something, until the changeling finally set him free at the end of the round.
There was a lion running around but somebody killed it.
I like to think the buff space bear became the station mascot.
I learned that wild animals ignore space carts, so you can't assume they are tame.
So I'm goofing off with one of the cargo carts, driving through the cargo belts, abducting beepsky etc.
I find a space bear in one of the hallways and think "well it's not bothering me, I wonder if I can put it on the cart"
So I have a cargo cart, with a bear on the hitched trailer, and and am operating under the assumption that the bear is tame.
I visit engineering because I think "Hey that guy operating the power laser probably knows what he's doing, maybe I can ask him if it's tame. So I do.
He's like "It's probably domesticated."
So I do what any stupid staff assistant does in this situation. I let the bear off the trailer, and get off the cart.
NOPE NOPE NOPE
that bear went from chill to mauling me into crit, I quickly coral him back onto the trailer where he does no harm, and somebody brings me to medbay. Somebody drives that crazy bear off into the distance and I don't really mind because I don't want to deal with it.
That bear ended up being driven around by members of the crew or something, until the changeling finally set him free at the end of the round.
There was a lion running around but somebody killed it.
I like to think the buff space bear became the station mascot.
I learned that wild animals ignore space carts, so you can't assume they are tame.