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On my one (and only frown ) changeling round, there was a serious amount of space lag and I ended up faceplanting on my victims because Regen Stasis shifted into Neurosting's place...twice. The first time, the guy presumably went braindead, which is why I got away with it. The second time, it was on a Security Guard in the middle of the chapel. I'm laying there, cursing my stupidity and bad luck, when this guy walks in and stares at us both. At that exact instant, I rise from the dead, replete with blazing red message. The guy stares at me, apparently seeing nothing wrong with this, and wanders off without a word. I grab the officer and start dragging him to maint when he wakes up and tazes me. Before he can get away, I sting him again. He staggers down the hallway, manages to slur that I'm a changeling to an assistant, then passes out again. The guy tells me what he said about me while aiming a taser at my face, but I somehow managed to convince him that he was stung by a changeling which I chased off, and that I was dragging him to Medbay, but he mistook me for the ling when he woke up. The best part was: the guy left me with the officer. I did not make the same mistake twice.
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