infinite monkeys

[spergot]

So you punch the HoS, whine because he doesn't ignore you. Then you try to kill the HoS (for doing what a HoS does?) by switching his own gun to *laser* mode and then whine because you get banned?

I don't think you really read it

As I was running down the halls I spotted an HOS and tele-punched him

The e-gun I'd gotten from him had about half charge, and I wanted to handcuff him, so I switched over to laser and shot him

There's more text than those bits you picked out

I think you're one of those people who just wants to cull favor with the goons and feel culturally included so I'll ignore you