Goonhub
05-17-2016, 01:55 PM
BIG LIST OF THINGS THAT YOU NEED TO FOLLOW OR YOU WILL PROBABLY GET BANNED
1. Stop trying to twist everything we say and instead take the spirit of what we say rather than what you're doing now.
2. Seriously. Stop spamming ahelp when you don't get a response the first time. Not cool.
3. "WELL I DIDN'T SEE THAT GUY BANNED SO WHATEVER HE DID I'M GOING TO DO BECAUSE IT'S CLEARLY NOT AGAINST THE RULES" no no no no DO NOT DO THIS
4. What an admin says is the rule. Take the spirit of it rather than what you're doing now.
4a. If you think an admin is in the wrong, make a complaint and do not bitch if we look at it and say "No, it was justified"
5. Stop arguing with us constantly, christ.
6. Stop harassing people ingame, at least until you can learn the difference between fun harassment and shit harassment.
7. Don't whine so much. It makes me want to cut off my ears.
8. The rules are in place to stop most annoying players. The admins are here to enforce the rules and weed out the ones the rules missed.
9. So yes, an admin can tell you what is right and what is wrong independent of the exact letter of the rules.
10. Oh boy you used a gimmick gee whiz! Too bad you do not know the difference between funny and just plain rude and ruin said gimmicks. So stop it.
11. "X is subjective" no do not do this. Everything is subjective. We get it.
12. Calm the fuck down. You're having a fucking panic attack over people making fun of you by taking your name.
13. No, this list is not up for discussion. Do not try to argue it.
14. Adminhelp ONCE if a dude beats you up or kills you because of a past round. Not because you wanna be a whiny baby about some dude not harming you in any way by taking your name as a joke.
15. SERIOUSLY DO NOT ARGUE THIS LIST OR YOU WILL GET BANNED BECAUSE YOU DID NOT STOP IT
16. We do hold people to the same standards. The difference is that you are consistently an asshole about it.
17. Do not argue the definition of asshole. You're a smart guy, you can figure out how being rude is considered being an asshole.
18. Do not try to weaponize the previous rule to call me an asshole. I am being blunt. Plus it'll get you banned.
19. In fact, just shut up and keep your head down until you're not on thin-ass ice.
20. In short, you make stuff unfun and that's why we dogpile you.
21. Take a fucking hint, seriously.
22. DO NOT ARGUE AGAINST THIS LIST WHY DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS THREE TIMES
23. Stop trying to skirt around rules. You're beating around the bush and eventually the raccoons hiding in it are going to maul you.
24. "I DIDN'T TECHNICALLY MURDER THAT PERSON HE WHATEVER" no no no shut up about this. Beating up a dude to the point where he can't get out of a deadly area but technically if you squint right and align the planets so you only beat him up not murder NO NO NO
25. Making me write another list.
26. Making another admin write another list.
27. Arguing at us at all about this list. Four times. Get the emphasis yet?
28. In fact, admin verdicts are pretty well final. Don't argue it in adminhelp and make a complaint if you're so inclined.
29. "OH BUT SPACENABA DID THIS" no shut up. The rule is to stop creepy masturbation jokes and closet erpers. Whore is an insult, not explicitly a sex joke. Whore whore whore whore. Get over it.
30. Do not argue the previous rule. Don't do it. Seriously.
31. Again why is this list so big like seriously it is over 500 words why are you being this bad
32. "WELL YOU'RE THREATENING A BAN" well see the following
32a. The sploded variant we mentioned wasn't a ban.
32b. Nowhere in the thread did we say we were going to ban you. I have right here right now, yes, but DO NOT ARGUE THIS CHRIST FIVE TIMES
32c. Seriously why do I have to make subpoints just to get through your skull
33. "WELL WHEN I ANNOY PEOPLE I'M FOLLOWING THE RULES BUT WHEN I'M ANNOYED THEY'RE CLEARLY IN THE WRONG AND BREAKING THE RULES" shut up seriously do not say this. If someone is breaking the rules it will be dealt with.
33a. Yes, we're admins for a reason. We know the rules very well. When we make a verdict, please do not argue for hours about WELL I'M CLEARLY IN THE RIGHT BECAUSE IF I SKIRT THIS RULE HERE JUST BARELY AND... no no no no no
34. Why is this list so big I'm coming up to a thousand words why
35. In short, follow this list at least a little bit and stop being so annoying.
36. Yes, annoying is subjective. Do not argue about this.
37. When the entire playerbase thinks you're annoying, then you are being annoying and you should probably stop what you're doing.
38. Yes, you are being annoying by arguing the definition of annoying.
39. You can officially not complain about how oh so bad we are for not telling you exactly what to change because this list is telling you just that
40. Why is this list reaching 40 points why are you seriously this much of a shitter
41. Follow this list NOT TO THE LETTER BUT TO THE SPIRIT
42. This list is not allowed to be rule skirted. Follow the spirit. Emphasis.
43. The letter means jack fucking shit, understand?
44. What DOES mean something is the spirit, which also applies to the regular rules.
45. So no, you cannot rules lawyer. That is following the letter. You cannot rules lawyer if you are following the spirit.
46. Seriously stop arguing with us about this
47. 1000 words jesus fucking christ man get your shit together
1. Stop trying to twist everything we say and instead take the spirit of what we say rather than what you're doing now.
2. Seriously. Stop spamming ahelp when you don't get a response the first time. Not cool.
3. "WELL I DIDN'T SEE THAT GUY BANNED SO WHATEVER HE DID I'M GOING TO DO BECAUSE IT'S CLEARLY NOT AGAINST THE RULES" no no no no DO NOT DO THIS
4. What an admin says is the rule. Take the spirit of it rather than what you're doing now.
4a. If you think an admin is in the wrong, make a complaint and do not bitch if we look at it and say "No, it was justified"
5. Stop arguing with us constantly, christ.
6. Stop harassing people ingame, at least until you can learn the difference between fun harassment and shit harassment.
7. Don't whine so much. It makes me want to cut off my ears.
8. The rules are in place to stop most annoying players. The admins are here to enforce the rules and weed out the ones the rules missed.
9. So yes, an admin can tell you what is right and what is wrong independent of the exact letter of the rules.
10. Oh boy you used a gimmick gee whiz! Too bad you do not know the difference between funny and just plain rude and ruin said gimmicks. So stop it.
11. "X is subjective" no do not do this. Everything is subjective. We get it.
12. Calm the fuck down. You're having a fucking panic attack over people making fun of you by taking your name.
13. No, this list is not up for discussion. Do not try to argue it.
14. Adminhelp ONCE if a dude beats you up or kills you because of a past round. Not because you wanna be a whiny baby about some dude not harming you in any way by taking your name as a joke.
15. SERIOUSLY DO NOT ARGUE THIS LIST OR YOU WILL GET BANNED BECAUSE YOU DID NOT STOP IT
16. We do hold people to the same standards. The difference is that you are consistently an asshole about it.
17. Do not argue the definition of asshole. You're a smart guy, you can figure out how being rude is considered being an asshole.
18. Do not try to weaponize the previous rule to call me an asshole. I am being blunt. Plus it'll get you banned.
19. In fact, just shut up and keep your head down until you're not on thin-ass ice.
20. In short, you make stuff unfun and that's why we dogpile you.
21. Take a fucking hint, seriously.
22. DO NOT ARGUE AGAINST THIS LIST WHY DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS THREE TIMES
23. Stop trying to skirt around rules. You're beating around the bush and eventually the raccoons hiding in it are going to maul you.
24. "I DIDN'T TECHNICALLY MURDER THAT PERSON HE WHATEVER" no no no shut up about this. Beating up a dude to the point where he can't get out of a deadly area but technically if you squint right and align the planets so you only beat him up not murder NO NO NO
25. Making me write another list.
26. Making another admin write another list.
27. Arguing at us at all about this list. Four times. Get the emphasis yet?
28. In fact, admin verdicts are pretty well final. Don't argue it in adminhelp and make a complaint if you're so inclined.
29. "OH BUT SPACENABA DID THIS" no shut up. The rule is to stop creepy masturbation jokes and closet erpers. Whore is an insult, not explicitly a sex joke. Whore whore whore whore. Get over it.
30. Do not argue the previous rule. Don't do it. Seriously.
31. Again why is this list so big like seriously it is over 500 words why are you being this bad
32. "WELL YOU'RE THREATENING A BAN" well see the following
32a. The sploded variant we mentioned wasn't a ban.
32b. Nowhere in the thread did we say we were going to ban you. I have right here right now, yes, but DO NOT ARGUE THIS CHRIST FIVE TIMES
32c. Seriously why do I have to make subpoints just to get through your skull
33. "WELL WHEN I ANNOY PEOPLE I'M FOLLOWING THE RULES BUT WHEN I'M ANNOYED THEY'RE CLEARLY IN THE WRONG AND BREAKING THE RULES" shut up seriously do not say this. If someone is breaking the rules it will be dealt with.
33a. Yes, we're admins for a reason. We know the rules very well. When we make a verdict, please do not argue for hours about WELL I'M CLEARLY IN THE RIGHT BECAUSE IF I SKIRT THIS RULE HERE JUST BARELY AND... no no no no no
34. Why is this list so big I'm coming up to a thousand words why
35. In short, follow this list at least a little bit and stop being so annoying.
36. Yes, annoying is subjective. Do not argue about this.
37. When the entire playerbase thinks you're annoying, then you are being annoying and you should probably stop what you're doing.
38. Yes, you are being annoying by arguing the definition of annoying.
39. You can officially not complain about how oh so bad we are for not telling you exactly what to change because this list is telling you just that
40. Why is this list reaching 40 points why are you seriously this much of a shitter
41. Follow this list NOT TO THE LETTER BUT TO THE SPIRIT
42. This list is not allowed to be rule skirted. Follow the spirit. Emphasis.
43. The letter means jack fucking shit, understand?
44. What DOES mean something is the spirit, which also applies to the regular rules.
45. So no, you cannot rules lawyer. That is following the letter. You cannot rules lawyer if you are following the spirit.
46. Seriously stop arguing with us about this
47. 1000 words jesus fucking christ man get your shit together