Goonhub
05-12-2016, 01:52 PM
your football helmet and shoulderpads thing could function a bit like how macho man can charge thru stuff or charge into people
ice skates that prevent slipping on ice, and which cut the fuck out of someone if you kick them or walk over them. they make clanking sounds when you walk around normal floors and you have a small chance of falling over because walking in ice skates is fucking annoying. unlocks beautiful pirouettes and other figure skating moves to let you cut the fuck out of even more people
a scuba mask that lets u breathe underwater in the pool, so u can grab ppl and drown them in the pool. beware the deadly creature of the deeps
a hockey stick or golf club that lets u slapshot/drive items on the floor at people with incredible damaging speed. also a special beheading move for prone people that launches their severed head.
a cricket bat and baseball bat with similar functions to hockey stick and golf club, but you have the item you want to launch in your other hand, so you toss it up briefly before hitting it at someone, you know how it goes. you can also wind up a home run swing to take off a standing person's head, but can no longer behead prone people.
pump-up basketball sneakers that give u the jumping mutation just by wearing them. remember to pump them up first!
weaponized b-ball that basically functions like a boomerang? idk
hammer throw shotput. you spin around to charge up your throw to max power. the spin also doubles as a defensive move. regular shotput, discus throw, and javelin also available
archery is an olympic event and there are already bows and arrows being coded for some reason? so
i was also going to suggest a rideable horse and equestrian equipment but it would be too powerful and too terrifying, an enraged horse would stomp and kick and bite everyone to death
ice skates that prevent slipping on ice, and which cut the fuck out of someone if you kick them or walk over them. they make clanking sounds when you walk around normal floors and you have a small chance of falling over because walking in ice skates is fucking annoying. unlocks beautiful pirouettes and other figure skating moves to let you cut the fuck out of even more people
a scuba mask that lets u breathe underwater in the pool, so u can grab ppl and drown them in the pool. beware the deadly creature of the deeps
a hockey stick or golf club that lets u slapshot/drive items on the floor at people with incredible damaging speed. also a special beheading move for prone people that launches their severed head.
a cricket bat and baseball bat with similar functions to hockey stick and golf club, but you have the item you want to launch in your other hand, so you toss it up briefly before hitting it at someone, you know how it goes. you can also wind up a home run swing to take off a standing person's head, but can no longer behead prone people.
pump-up basketball sneakers that give u the jumping mutation just by wearing them. remember to pump them up first!
weaponized b-ball that basically functions like a boomerang? idk
hammer throw shotput. you spin around to charge up your throw to max power. the spin also doubles as a defensive move. regular shotput, discus throw, and javelin also available
archery is an olympic event and there are already bows and arrows being coded for some reason? so
i was also going to suggest a rideable horse and equestrian equipment but it would be too powerful and too terrifying, an enraged horse would stomp and kick and bite everyone to death