Security Thread 4.0: Oh no

[Arborinus]

I don't even play security.
Why?
Because i don't get rewarded for doing my job.

Genetics get their superpowers.

Scientists get their deathchems and telescience stuff

Bartender and chef get to socialize with people when security officers get called shitheads.

Botanists get dank weed.

Engineers... well they have an engine that gets hotter than sun and a laser.

But what does security get for arresting criminal scums? They get the title shitcurity.
How about giving them something nice?
Arrest a criminal = Get an upgraded powercell for your stun baton! etc

I remember a suggestion to have NPC prisoners be shipped in and held for a while in the brig to give sec a reward. Probably should revive that thread in suggestions rather than here though.  (I think it might have been my flavor garbage thread?)