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Security Thread 4.0: Oh no
Naximous Offline

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#27
05-07-2016, 11:31 PM
I don't even play security.
Why?
Because i don't get rewarded for doing my job.

Genetics get their superpowers.

Scientists get their deathchems and telescience stuff

Bartender and chef get to socialize with people when security officers get called shitheads.

Botanists get dank weed.

Engineers... well they have an engine that gets hotter than sun and a laser.

But what does security get for arresting criminal scums? They get the title shitcurity.
How about giving them something nice?
Arrest a criminal = Get an upgraded powercell for your stun baton! etc
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Security Thread 4.0: Oh no - by Vitatroll - 05-06-2016, 09:10 AM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Ed Venture - 05-06-2016, 02:27 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Mageziya - 05-06-2016, 02:55 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by RAWK_LAWBSTAR - 05-06-2016, 04:05 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Ed Venture - 05-06-2016, 04:11 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Frank_Stein - 05-06-2016, 04:45 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Noah Buttes - 05-06-2016, 05:46 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Vitatroll - 05-07-2016, 12:20 AM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Xeram - 05-06-2016, 06:36 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Boon Yoon - 05-06-2016, 07:14 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Noah Buttes - 05-06-2016, 07:49 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Ed Venture - 05-06-2016, 09:23 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Sundance - 05-07-2016, 03:13 AM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Noah Buttes - 05-07-2016, 09:55 AM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Frank_Stein - 05-07-2016, 11:15 AM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Noah Buttes - 05-07-2016, 12:19 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by 69andahalf - 05-07-2016, 11:38 AM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by RAWK_LAWBSTAR - 05-07-2016, 09:49 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by noidedman - 05-07-2016, 10:19 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Naximous - 05-07-2016, 11:31 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Arborinus - 05-08-2016, 12:17 AM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Grek - 05-08-2016, 03:15 AM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Ed Venture - 05-08-2016, 07:38 AM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Boa Jacque - 05-08-2016, 11:14 AM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by noidedman - 05-08-2016, 12:25 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Noah Buttes - 05-08-2016, 01:20 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Ed Venture - 05-08-2016, 12:51 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by noidedman - 05-08-2016, 01:25 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Ed Venture - 05-08-2016, 01:40 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by noidedman - 05-08-2016, 01:42 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Ed Venture - 05-08-2016, 01:44 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by noidedman - 05-08-2016, 01:47 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Ed Venture - 05-08-2016, 01:47 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by 69andahalf - 05-08-2016, 02:05 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Vitatroll - 05-08-2016, 02:08 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Roomba - 05-08-2016, 03:16 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Ed Venture - 05-08-2016, 03:36 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Roomba - 05-08-2016, 03:56 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Ed Venture - 05-08-2016, 04:09 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Erik - 05-08-2016, 04:20 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by atomic1fire - 05-08-2016, 04:32 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Noah Buttes - 05-08-2016, 04:49 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Erik - 05-08-2016, 04:52 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Noah Buttes - 05-08-2016, 05:19 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Haine - 05-08-2016, 05:49 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by UrsulaMejor - 05-08-2016, 06:13 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Ed Venture - 05-08-2016, 06:16 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by CaptainBravo - 05-09-2016, 01:12 AM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Grek - 05-09-2016, 03:03 AM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Cirrial - 05-09-2016, 07:48 AM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Noah Buttes - 05-09-2016, 08:27 AM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Frank_Stein - 05-09-2016, 09:25 AM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Noah Buttes - 05-09-2016, 10:21 AM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Erik - 05-09-2016, 10:27 AM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Frank_Stein - 05-09-2016, 12:39 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Erik - 05-10-2016, 02:58 AM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Boa Jacque - 05-10-2016, 10:24 AM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by RAWK_LAWBSTAR - 05-13-2016, 09:24 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0 - by Huff H Law - 05-20-2016, 04:28 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0: Oh no - by Ed Venture - 05-20-2016, 05:06 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0: Oh no - by ferriswheel1 - 05-23-2016, 06:24 AM
RE: Security Thread 4.0: Oh no - by Superlagg - 05-23-2016, 02:25 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0: Oh no - by Ed Venture - 05-23-2016, 02:32 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0: Oh no - by Grek - 05-23-2016, 02:46 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0: Oh no - by Ed Venture - 05-23-2016, 02:49 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0: Oh no - by Noah Buttes - 05-23-2016, 03:56 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0: Oh no - by Frank_Stein - 05-23-2016, 04:22 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0: Oh no - by ferriswheel1 - 05-24-2016, 06:17 AM
RE: Security Thread 4.0: Oh no - by Dions - 05-30-2016, 07:32 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0: Oh no - by Dwarfe - 05-30-2016, 07:36 PM
RE: Security Thread 4.0: Oh no - by poland spring - 06-03-2016, 09:59 AM
RE: Security Thread 4.0: Oh no - by cyberTripping - 06-03-2016, 11:21 AM
RE: Security Thread 4.0: Oh no - by Noah Buttes - 06-03-2016, 11:25 AM
RE: Security Thread 4.0: Oh no - by UrsulaMejor - 06-03-2016, 04:59 PM
RE: Some brig suggestions I guess - by Ed Venture - 05-06-2016, 10:22 AM

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