Goonhub
04-09-2016, 12:49 PM
So today, we had a Traitor+Ling round, where I was a roboticist. Everything was calm for about 5 grueling minutes before I heard commotion in genetics.
I walk in through the morgue (the front door was welded shut) to find a greyshirt going by Jim Wilkerson. This man was a raving lunatic: welding medbay doors shut, fucking up genetics and geneticists like he was in a theatrical rendition of "Butcher Pete".
He proceeded to fuck shit up all over the place, all the while taunting the security on board. Things turned when he murderbusted Beepsky and went after the officers with his shiny new baton, which earned him a faceful of taserbursts and a beatdown before detaining him. This is when he started trying to blame me for everything. Repeatedly.
All the while, this nerd was distracting so many people. the Changelings took to this and used the opportunity to DNA sting the everloving hell outta everyone. With Shitty Bill's DNA. We wound up getting so pissed that we actually forgot the changelings, and focused everything on getting Wilkerson into the airless medbay to lop his limbs off before embarking on the shuttle.
but did this predicament stop our intrepid sociopathic space hobo? oh hell no. this trooper continued annoying the piss outta every single escapee while pushing us around, before he slipped and threw himself off the shuttle.
I waved him off, and a colleague quipped "Good Riddance!".
Bless that psycho, for I have not been this amused by a game since I got a taste of the Phantom Pain.
I walk in through the morgue (the front door was welded shut) to find a greyshirt going by Jim Wilkerson. This man was a raving lunatic: welding medbay doors shut, fucking up genetics and geneticists like he was in a theatrical rendition of "Butcher Pete".
He proceeded to fuck shit up all over the place, all the while taunting the security on board. Things turned when he murderbusted Beepsky and went after the officers with his shiny new baton, which earned him a faceful of taserbursts and a beatdown before detaining him. This is when he started trying to blame me for everything. Repeatedly.
All the while, this nerd was distracting so many people. the Changelings took to this and used the opportunity to DNA sting the everloving hell outta everyone. With Shitty Bill's DNA. We wound up getting so pissed that we actually forgot the changelings, and focused everything on getting Wilkerson into the airless medbay to lop his limbs off before embarking on the shuttle.
but did this predicament stop our intrepid sociopathic space hobo? oh hell no. this trooper continued annoying the piss outta every single escapee while pushing us around, before he slipped and threw himself off the shuttle.
I waved him off, and a colleague quipped "Good Riddance!".
Bless that psycho, for I have not been this amused by a game since I got a taste of the Phantom Pain.