Goonhub
04-05-2016, 06:15 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-05-2016, 07:27 PM by Mageziya. Edited 2 times in total.)
I just like the idea of being some random sassy-robot helper that's dragged around. Even if all it could do is talk, it'd still be great. Just stick it on your belt and enjoy the fun. The only balancing would be to not let it be able to speak over the radio, but do allow it to listen to the radio of whoever is carrying it.
Just dispensing stupid comments could be great.
"HELLO, I AM HELPER BUDDY! I AM HERE TO ASSIST YOU IN ANYWAY POSSIBLE."
"IT IS HIGHLY INADVISABLE TO CONSUME DISCOUNT DAN PRODUCTS. OH DEAR, YOU DIDN'T LISTEN. WHAT DID I TELL YOU."
"MY LOGICAL PROCESSORS SAY THAT THERE IS A 70% CHANCE OF THE BAR DRINKS HERE BEING POISON. I ALSO DON'T HAVE A REAGENT SCANNER."
"REMEMBER, IN DOCTORING, EPINEPHRINE FIRST, QUESTIONS LATER."
"YOU FORGOT YOUR PRODOCS. IT'S HARD TO DOCTOR WITHOUT THOSE."
"HOW TO PERFORM HEART SURGERY: FIRST, TAKE A SCAPEL. SECOND, JAM IT IN YOUR OWN EYE. PARDON. TARGET CHEST AND THEN SCALPEL-SAW-SCAPEL, NEXT, APPLY MEDICATION SUCH AS STYPTIC AND SALBUTAMOL, AND THEN SUTURE WOUNDS."
"REMINDER THAT I AM NOT A TRAINED MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL."
"PLEASE DO NOT CRIME. I AM HERE TO HELP YOU LIVE NOT TO HELP YOU KILL."
Capslock optional.
It could probably also use a custom law set in reference to its skills.
Maybe also use it as a hacking buddy? Hit a door with it to attach it, and in like ~30 seconds - 1 minute it could open the door, maybe after playing its own hacking minigame. Or possibly explode from short circuiting. The AI could also definitely set the helper buddy to explode if it noticed hacking shenanigans.
Maybe also let it access computers from afar? Let it play the stock market while you fuddle about, only to get arrested by the space IRS/HOS because setting AI's to play the stock market is illegal. whoops.
Wire a bunch of individual AIs together and plug it into the AI chamber to create a scrappy hobo-AI that is played by multiple people, but only appears to be one AI.
Wire it into your PDA to act as a personal organizer for contacting people. That, or let it just dispense tickets from your PDA freely.
Different ID cards should definitely let it do different things. Like, a sec-AI could get the verb to state Miranda-rights, or an engieer-AI could adjust the PTL from anywhere. Access to certain features could be manually adjusted by the owner of the AI.
I like this feature.
Just dispensing stupid comments could be great.
"HELLO, I AM HELPER BUDDY! I AM HERE TO ASSIST YOU IN ANYWAY POSSIBLE."
"IT IS HIGHLY INADVISABLE TO CONSUME DISCOUNT DAN PRODUCTS. OH DEAR, YOU DIDN'T LISTEN. WHAT DID I TELL YOU."
"MY LOGICAL PROCESSORS SAY THAT THERE IS A 70% CHANCE OF THE BAR DRINKS HERE BEING POISON. I ALSO DON'T HAVE A REAGENT SCANNER."
"REMEMBER, IN DOCTORING, EPINEPHRINE FIRST, QUESTIONS LATER."
"YOU FORGOT YOUR PRODOCS. IT'S HARD TO DOCTOR WITHOUT THOSE."
"HOW TO PERFORM HEART SURGERY: FIRST, TAKE A SCAPEL. SECOND, JAM IT IN YOUR OWN EYE. PARDON. TARGET CHEST AND THEN SCALPEL-SAW-SCAPEL, NEXT, APPLY MEDICATION SUCH AS STYPTIC AND SALBUTAMOL, AND THEN SUTURE WOUNDS."
"REMINDER THAT I AM NOT A TRAINED MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL."
"PLEASE DO NOT CRIME. I AM HERE TO HELP YOU LIVE NOT TO HELP YOU KILL."
Capslock optional.
It could probably also use a custom law set in reference to its skills.
Maybe also use it as a hacking buddy? Hit a door with it to attach it, and in like ~30 seconds - 1 minute it could open the door, maybe after playing its own hacking minigame. Or possibly explode from short circuiting. The AI could also definitely set the helper buddy to explode if it noticed hacking shenanigans.
Maybe also let it access computers from afar? Let it play the stock market while you fuddle about, only to get arrested by the space IRS/HOS because setting AI's to play the stock market is illegal. whoops.
Wire a bunch of individual AIs together and plug it into the AI chamber to create a scrappy hobo-AI that is played by multiple people, but only appears to be one AI.
Wire it into your PDA to act as a personal organizer for contacting people. That, or let it just dispense tickets from your PDA freely.
Different ID cards should definitely let it do different things. Like, a sec-AI could get the verb to state Miranda-rights, or an engieer-AI could adjust the PTL from anywhere. Access to certain features could be manually adjusted by the owner of the AI.
I like this feature.